Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Fat insults

  1. #1
    Cookiegod's Avatar Primicerius
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    In Derc's schizophrenic mind
    Posts
    3,396

    Default Fat insults

    My roomie and I both gained some weight due to the rona (actually he's always been fat), so we've been at it for months making fat jokes at each other. Sadly he's been at an unfair advantage given that he's got more experience at being fat, and also not being an engineer and thus socially stumped. Pls help me make fun of his sweet rolls, and no, I can't use that one, it has to be non gamer related, since he unreasonably chose to have a life instead of traversing the beautiful realms of Todd Howards imagination.

    Pls help me in my noble endeavour to make him feel bad all day for being an ugly fat blob. My roomie I mean. Not Todd Howard. I mean if you know a way to make Todd Howard feel bad I'm down for it too. But I think the only part of Todd Howard that's fat is his wallet.
    Last edited by alhoon; August 07, 2020 at 05:56 AM. Reason: No, you can't send mail such things.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

  2. #2
    Akar's Avatar I am not a clever man
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    12th Plane of Torment
    Posts
    14,868
    Blog Entries
    2

    Default Re: Fat insults

    u look the same as always

    Want to play TWC D&D? Click here | Join the Thema Devia Discord here
    Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan

    Proud Adopted Patron of Cope






  3. #3
    Settra's Avatar the Imperishable
    Content Emeritus

    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Nehekhara
    Posts
    14,717

    Default Re: Fat insults

    I'm so fat it takes me an hour to walk through a door.
    Under the patronage of Pie the Inkster Click here to find a hidden gem on the forum!


  4. #4

  5. #5
    Akar's Avatar I am not a clever man
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    12th Plane of Torment
    Posts
    14,868
    Blog Entries
    2

    Default Re: Fat insults

    me

    Want to play TWC D&D? Click here | Join the Thema Devia Discord here
    Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan

    Proud Adopted Patron of Cope






  6. #6
    AqD's Avatar 。◕‿◕。
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    🏡🐰🐿️🐴🌳
    Posts
    10,241

    Default Re: Fat insults

    Your roomie was female just a month ago.

    Did she undergo gender change because fatness is less disadvantageous socially to man than woman? How do you feel about her change? Are you going to follow her?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •