Fat insults

[Cookiegod]

My roomie and I both gained some weight due to the rona (actually he's always been fat), so we've been at it for months making fat jokes at each other. Sadly he's been at an unfair advantage given that he's got more experience at being fat, and also not being an engineer and thus socially stumped. Pls help me make fun of his sweet rolls, and no, I can't use that one, it has to be non gamer related, since he unreasonably chose to have a life instead of traversing the beautiful realms of Todd Howards imagination.

Pls help me in my noble endeavour to make him feel bad all day for being an ugly fat blob. My roomie I mean. Not Todd Howard. I mean if you know a way to make Todd Howard feel bad I'm down for it too. But I think the only part of Todd Howard that's fat is his wallet.

[Akar]

u look the same as always

[Sir Adrian]

I'm so fat it takes me an hour to walk through a door.

[Vladyvid]

Overly excited "I didnt know you were expecting!" + joyfull but clueless "Who's the father?"

[Akar]

me

[AqD]

Your roomie was female just a month ago.

Did she undergo gender change because fatness is less disadvantageous socially to man than woman? How do you feel about her change? Are you going to follow her?