Let's waste precious unit slots on outlandish and ahistorical unit ideas

Sarmatian Penal Battalion: Cowards and deserters have been assembled into a pack of horse archers whose sole purpose is to soak up Scythian arrows. #NotOneStepBack

Southwest Iranian Archer-Spearmen: Only recruitable from the Syrian region

Southwest but a Little More South of that Iranian Archer-Spearmen: Only recruitable from Damascos

Thracian Slow Horsemen: Raskumezenai riding morbidly obese mounts

Rompaianai Phalanx: Phalanx with ap and frightens nearby infantry

Mounted Robocops: The historical mounted nobility of Saka. The highly historically inaccurate Sakan Noble Riders from EBII are based off of this unit

Dual-wielding Maniac Slingers: They have a move_speed_mod of 16.66. Credit to Satapatiš for conceiving this

Armored Indian Humans: Atop whom sits two unarmored elephants chucking javelins at enemies

Screeching Women: Replaces the highly unpopular Thracian Peltasts

What are your ideas? Let's find a good use for those remaining unit slots