Akar Day

[Akar]

Hello friends and comrades. Today is Akar day. Please deposit your gifts on the table by the door and take a copy of the lyrics to my birthday song. Festivities will begin shortly, thank you.

Bright traces of blood on the crags of TWC still gleam,
Still the Forum carries along signs of blood in its stream.
Still do those hallowed traces shine resplendently
Over TWC ever flourishing and free.

So dear to all our hearts is our Leader's glorious name
Our own beloved Akar of undying fame.

Tell, the blizzards that rage in the wild plains
Tell, you the night in forests deep where the silence reigns
Who is the partisan whose deeds are unsurpassed?
Who is the patriot whose fame shall ever last?

So dear to all our hearts is our Leader's glorious name
Our own beloved Akar of undying fame.

He severed the chains of the masses, brought them liberty
The sun of TWC today, democratic and free.
For Akar united we stand fast,
Over our fair forum spring has come at last!

So dear to all our hearts is our Leader's glorious name
Our own beloved Akar of undying fame

[Diamat]

I hope you enjoy your last year in this world.

Best wishes,
Diamat

[Alwyn]

Happy Birthday Akar!

[Roma_Victrix]

Happy fetal extraction, womb evacuation & vaginal expulsion day to you, Akar!

Here's a little knee-slapping diddly tune about puppies and rainbows that can be used for your birthday lyrics:

[Derc]

23? You're young! But much older than your behaviour would suggest.
Congratz.

[Cope]

I was led to believe that every day was Akar day.

[Basileos Leandros I]

I was led to believe that every day was Akar day.

Don't give him ideas.

[Turkafinwë]

O joyeus day! O wondrous day!

Praiseth Akar! Blessed be Akar!

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Happy Birthday, Akar.

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[Vladyvid]

Happy birthday!

[Flinn]

We want a pic of the cake, they are buying you a cake, eh?

Happy birthday lad, enjoy your time, you might never know when it will end

[Akar]

Wait, did you just threaten me Flinn?

On my BIRTHDAY?!

[Flinn]

You are not so important to be threatened, not even if it's your birthday

[Cookiegod]

cuz your days are numbered.

[Roma_Victrix]

Cookie Lives Matter. Meanwhile, Akar is getting fatter, so he has a tasty bladder and the splatter of his brain matter makes for a doughy batter.

Anyone else suddenly hungry? I could go for an arm or leg.

[Basileos Leandros I]

You're born in the same month as me.

Dubious.

(Happy Birthday Jellybean!)

[Cookiegod]

Cookie Lives Matter. Meanwhile, Akar is getting fatter, so he has a tasty bladder and the splatter of his brain matter makes for a doughy batter.

Anyone else suddenly hungry? I could go for an arm or leg.

You're a poetic poet.
Your poetry
destroys Akar completry

[Akar]

Thank you all for the beautiful words and numerous mail bombs.

[Septentrionalis]

Happy birthday, Akar! I will honor you by only responding to people in predictable, sarcastic quips and oneliners for a day. Hooray!

[AqD]

cuz your days are numbered.

Can we make this the banner pic of TD?

I could go for an arm or leg.

There is nothing but bones in the arms and legs. Let's extract his marrow for soup and leave the bones to dogs.