I propose Akar, known also as TWC's most loveable scamp, for the Asterix's Loincloth award. As well we know, Akar is not only one of this site's most exuberant youngsters (despite having been here far too long already) he is also one of its great amusements, keeping us all jovial spirits during these dark times. Indeed, so great is his penchant for comedy that not only was he rewarded for being TWC's funniest member in 2019, but I have designated him as my personal jester in real life - an honour I'm sure that you can all agree his wit and pleasant demeanor is deserving of.
And while he may be a mischievous fellow, keeping our spirits up, distracting us and entertaining us both in the TD and in the many game threads in which he participates (and has founded), Akar has also made significant contributions in other areas too. I think it no exaggeration to say that the work he has done as censor and as a content artist - which alone surpasses the contributions made by almost all other members - has been truly exemplary and demonstrates that his scandalous persona is but a mask for his pure, dedicated soul. Many of us felt that his elevation to such positions of authority and responsibility would surely doom this site, but alas, the opposite has proven to be the case.
This boy, who despite his lewdness and flagrant criminality, is blessed with a virginal heart, is surely deserving of this accolade.
Due to popular demand (it is laughably felt by some that Akar's self-evident comicality, loveability and spiritual purity needs proving) I have decided to include some of his most memorable recent moments and contributions for your enjoyment. Feel free to add your own Akarian tales in your responses.
Akar founds a new game for TWC.
Akar founds ANOTHER new game for TWC.
Akar introduces us to his cat, Lily the cute.
Akar becomes a janitor of the TW Wiki.
Dr. Akarl Marx leads the resistance against Spanish Influenza.
Akar regales us with the tale of the Tragedy of the Biscotti, known in the common tongue as Cookiegod.
Philosophy with Akar.
Akar's coup: the rebellion against Flinn.
Palaeography with Akar.
Akar's campaign to Make Disney Great Again.
Counting with Akar the drug baron (allegedly).
Edgy linguistics with Akar.
Akar asks: who's your favourite member of the dead Kennedys?
Akar Trolls the Establishment: The triggering of GED.
Akar's mighty health prank.
Edit: I have heard it is customary for adorable animals to be included in these threads to promote the nominee's credentials. In keeping with this tradition, I give you Happy Cat!
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Edit II: To meet Brewster's request for pupper pics (what a big softie), I give you Ari, a creature most beloved by our champion, Akar!
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