Worst Covers Of All Time?

I came across these pictures on a Norwegian site a little while ago (they're part of a poll):






















So, which is your favourite?

Negative rep for -apocalypsis- for scarring me for life with these awful album covers

Man what was there people thinking when they made these ??
It must have been stupid at the time it was made as well. I know the Manowar cover was.

The Ataris' cover of Bad Religion's "Heaven Is Falling" is quite terrible.

Oh, you mean album covers...

wow.

wow.

that's all i have to say. The minister's quartet was the best. It has to be fake - it would be too good to be true otherwise. "let me touch him"? lol

I think "I'm God's child" with the cooper family is the scariest, because I've actually seen people like that.

Originally Posted by Last Roman

I think "I'm God's child" with the cooper family is the scariest, because I've actually seen people like that.

I don`t get it. They`re cute.

Furthermore.. I recognize there is a lot of Borg-like conformity in Swedish dance-bands. I know Bjørn Borg is Swedish, but I meant the Star Trek Borg, the collective hive of cyborgs assimilating the universe.
Some of these dance-bands almost seem Stalinist in style, with adherence to a singular authority-figure, who the band is usually named after.




Almost reminds me of christmas, plus it's got group conformity.






Original and group conformity!






Ok. Nice group conformity you have going here. Even conforming poses.






Group conformity again.. A bit bland with pure white though.






This band must surely be renamed "the Lumberjack Collective."






Ah, this confirms it. We're certainly in Gene Roddenberry's universe. Observe the superhuman sheen in their hair.






Ah, finally the national colors of Sweden. Even one blond fellow to play up to the ridiculous stereotypes of all Swedes being blond, while he can simultaneously appear to be an elf. A fine combo between Swedish national pride and the mystique of Lord of the Rings.






Ah finally some individualists!






We're back to the Borg again, this time with an abundance of nordic racial stereotypes.






Conformity with original patterns. But I am concerned about what the picture suggests. Does it suggest they are some sort of Matriarchal sect organized in polygamy? And I am concerned about the person at the bottom right, the gender cannot be easily discerned. I am also concerned about the apparent age-differentials involved here. I see a very old man at the top left. Is this some incestuous Matriarchal polygamy sect?


The investigation goes on...

oh my god

oh the horror, fry layvin with the ugly uniforms oh jesus save us oh the hurting of the eyes stop the pain. OH fry layvin

O Your God... My Eyes!!!!!

Originally Posted by Shigawire

Furthermore.. I recognize there is a lot of Borg-like conformity in Swedish dance-bands. I know Bjørn Borg is Swedish, but I meant the Star Trek Borg, the collective hive of cyborgs assimilating the universe.
Some of these dance-bands almost seem Stalinist in style, with adherence to a singular authority-figure, who the band is usually named after.

In addition of those..