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    Hi Akar! This is just a friendly reminder that if you don't have my ing money by tomorrow, I am going to execute one hostage every hour until my demands are met.

    I want the diamonds, Akar, I know you have them, don't play dumb with me. This is your last chance.
    If you offer me those useless old bearer bonds again then you'll never see your family alive again, capiche?

    If you pony up and hand them over like a man, maybe we can talk about you receiving an invitation card in the mail for my cousin's wedding in two weeks. Which one's it gonna be, Akar? An open wet bar? Or an open funeral casket? I leave that choice to you and your associates.


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    Listen here pal, lemme tell you whats gonna happen, okay? Listen close, because I won't repeat myself. I'm gonna get in my car, and I'm going to come down to where ever the hell you're at right now and I'm going to do whatever you want. I am terrified of you, buddy. You hear that? I'm coming right down there to let you do whatever you want to me so help me god.

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    Continue please

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    ah, I'm so proud we exported the best of us to the US.. capiche?
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    Ayy, I was walkin' there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Listen here pal, lemme tell you whats gonna happen, okay? Listen close, because I won't repeat myself. I'm gonna get in my car, and I'm going to come down to where ever the hell you're at right now and I'm going to do whatever you want. I am terrified of you, buddy. You hear that? I'm coming right down there to let you do whatever you want to me so help me god.
    You did good today, kid, you did good. Now when I ask you for another favor I expect it to be handled pronto, on the double, promptly like any soldier out there serving the family. I'm just glad we didn't have to resort to more drastic measures. I'd rather see you having a drink at the wedding than telling people at your funeral what a tragedy it was that you had such an unfortunate accident slipping and falling clumsily right onto a loaded gun that shot you in the back of your head. Would have been very tragic. I'm not kidding, I would have shed a tear, the whole waterworks, and have Joey Scarponi sitting next to me pass me a tissue.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post
    ah, I'm so proud we exported the best of us to the US.. capiche?
    And who might you be, amico? You from the old country, huh? You sound familiar. Did you used to paint houses with Mario back in the old days? Yeah, I know you. You're one of Vincenzo's boys, aren't you? Lot of houses needed painting back then. We could still use a few people who know how to handle that. You seem like you might be interested in that, so you're welcome to head down to the Portofino Ristorante Italiano, order yourself a Caponata with a glass of Pinot Grigio, those two things specifically, don't forget, then ask the waiter there to see Luigi in the back. He'll get you settled in, show you the ropes since you seem a little new around here.

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    Don't accidentally shoot him
    in the back of the head.
    Traitors ought to be shot
    through the eye
    with a rat in their mouth
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    Keep my cats name out of your mouth, boy.

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    Or what, you gonna cat me up?

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    Your disdain for cats is proof of your disdain for the traditions of the TD and the Holy Church of Meloncat. You are not worthy.

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    Terrorists captured an airplane full of lawyers. They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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    Aha, ha!

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    What do you call a ship full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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    The biggest lawyer joke is Ponti. He couldn't even clear me from totally justified and well-documented charges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settra View Post
    What do you call a ship full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
    i wonder if a ship full of lawyers has ever actually sunk before

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    They put a lien on the ocean
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