An American's Guide to Visiting Europe

**Cookiegod** · June 23, 2020, 11:35 PM

Dress like Bomber Harris

**Diamat** · June 24, 2020, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Pontifex Maximus

I take this to mean that Germans want us to openly celebrate the American victory over them and constantly remind them that we beat them? Should I dress like Ike?

That's actually not a bad idea. Germans these days ought to remember WHO liberated them from fascism. It's not good when people start thinking that the Commies were the good guys.

**Akar** · June 24, 2020, 01:17 AM

hey, we were!

**Morifea** · June 24, 2020, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by Pontifex Maximus

I take this to mean that Germans want us to openly celebrate the American victory over them and constantly remind them that we beat them? Should I dress like Ike?

Dress like Patton, but don`t drive like him.

**Cookiegod** · June 24, 2020, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Diamat

That's actually not a bad idea. Germans these days ought to remember WHO liberated them from fascism. It's not good when people start thinking that the Commies were the good guys.

**Roma_Victrix** · June 24, 2020, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by Morifea

Dress like Patton, but don`t drive like him.

That was a pretty sick burn, he probably felt it a little from beyond the grave.

**Cookiegod** · June 24, 2020, 08:57 AM

as long as the burn didn't happen below his neck.

**Akar** · June 29, 2020, 01:18 AM

Below the belt, so to speak.

**Vladyvid** · August 04, 2020, 06:41 AM

Why the OP so serious? Ive seen some completely serious guides for americans visiting europe and they were not very different from this one here...

**Vladyvid** · August 04, 2020, 06:52 AM

**Cookiegod** · August 04, 2020, 08:04 AM

hello mom

**Akar** · August 04, 2020, 02:10 PM

What's the actual story behind the runway pic? I'm intrigued...

**Diamat** · August 05, 2020, 12:16 AM

California roads.

**Cookiegod** · August 05, 2020, 01:01 AM

A very heavily loaded cargo plane landing on a runway not made for these kinds of loads

**Akar** · August 05, 2020, 12:09 PM

ok thanks guys

NOT

**Cookiegod** · August 06, 2020, 01:28 AM

Rude. I demand rep as payment for my helpful services.

**Vladyvid** · August 06, 2020, 02:58 AM

What's the actual story behind the runway pic? I'm intrigued...

**King Athelstan** · August 06, 2020, 09:04 AM

lmao who even owns white socks, I just have 100 individual black socks that don't belong in any pair, but is in a similar enough shade that I can but on any two without causing any suspicion