Cookie legal defense funding kickstarter

[Cookiegod]

Dear friends, allies, supporters, and lovers,
I want to start with a poem that I wrote myself:

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First they came for Ferrets, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not Ferrets.

Then they came for Prince George, and I did not speak out—
Because I don't like George.

Then they probably came for some other weirdos, to whose radical ideology I'm very susceptible to, and I did not speak out—
Because let's face it I really wasn't active during that time.

Then they came for madorc, and I did not speak out—
Because I didn't know what was going on.

Then they came for me—and here are you guys ready to speak for me.

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A lot of you guys have probably heard of my unjust persecution by the regime. It is in this hour of need, and after having tried all the alternatives, that I turn to you.

Basically once Commissar Caligula_ committed shipopo, I was left without an attorney, so I was kinda ed. Luckily I found a very capable and morally questionable (which for his profession is always a good sign) lawyer, Pontifex Maximus. And we made a legal agreement that he'd defend me for 7 reps. Unfortunately, with first the repcession and then COVID-19 and now the race wars all kicking me in the nuts, so far I've only been able to rep him once. I need you my trusted loyal friends to give him the rest of my reps.

Now obviously you need to tell him you do it on my behalf, and I found the perfect system. Just put any large resolution image with the standard BB code in the comment field and he'll know.

Another issue I see you facing is: "Cookie, I don't want to rep people for just some random stuff. It has to be good."

Now I as a man of culture have gone through all the 59,058 Pontiposts at the time of writing and I have found you THE perfect post to rep him for:

The righteous flak that ended the traitors life should be melted down and recast into a laurel crown for the Cupcake King.

Yes exactly Ponti. In 2015 you were so ahead of your time. Now it is finally about time you get your repward.


EVERYONE REP HIM NOW OR I'LL GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Pontifex Maximus]

I stand by that post btw

[ggggtotalwarrior]

RIP cookie’s citizenship chances 2020-2020

[Sir Adrian]

Absolute legend

[Akar]

What ever the charges I hope that they will be brought up unfairly before our resident kangaroo court.

[nhytgbvfeco2]

I can't believe that your appeal failed even after you had listed me as a character witness. The bias is clear.

[Akar]

This should be locked and deleted for violating my feelings.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Waited to delete the pedo reference I see

[Akar]

It was more of an endorsement, really.

[Cookiegod]

I endorsed every single action taken by Tony right until I was informed about what he had done

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I have the screenies for the eventual VONC

[Akar]

Inevitable, you mean.

[Cookiegod]

Need rep to bribe Abdul. Pls give and help keep this very unnecessary class struggle on going.

[Akar]

ok done

[King Athelstan]

RIP cookie’s citizenship chances 2020-2020

That's generous.

[Akar]

Unlike his supporters.

[King Athelstan]

Wait, he has supporters?

[Akar]

I meant it as more of a hypothetical.

[King Athelstan]

Ahh, I see. Makes sense then

[Akar]

Yeah obviously.