The Trolling Challenge

[Flinn]

Did you now? I think you need to work on that:

what you think is irrelevant, in any case

[Akar]

flinns face is a butt and he is a poop

[Flinn]

If it's true, is not trolling myboy

Trolling is hitting the soft spot and triggering someone by "diverting" the truth or by implying things that are only partially true or blatantly ignoring or diminishing someone else's importance; straight truth is just an offense (you are fat), straight lie is just lying (you are smart).

there, if you really want to troll me, you need to involve Hader and my inability to take over is house

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Flinn has spent years insidiously rising in the TWC ranks in a vapid attempt to emulate the man he fantasizes about every night, Silvio Berlusconi. Sadly, he had not realized a dead Internet forum does not give one the same power as an entire country. Unfortunately the husk of Flinn’s beloved Total War Center can not stand up to even the fascist, barely surviving off the back of German labor, hellhole that is modern Italy.

[Roma_Victrix]

Weird you mention scorpions because he already beat you to it a couple hours earlier:

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I am nothing if not omnipotent!

Damn right. I never understood why you should go out of your way to find a spouse if there is a perfectly good sister in the household. People overcomplicate things too much.

Our species would overcomplicate itself to extinction, if it wasn't for all our brothers and sisters keeping it real.

Sister-Wives are just convienent. Two birds with one stone. Makes family gatherings less crowded.

Sister-wives. Always wonder if they have to be wives who are sisters or sisters who are wives

Somewhere in the Greco-Egyptian afterlife Cleopatra VII Philopator of Ptolemaic Egypt is frowning, seeing how she had to marry both of her brothers by custom but had both of them killed in before having her younger sister executed too, after her older sister had already been killed by her father Ptolemy XII Auletes who most likely exiled his own sister-wife and then had her killed. See? Incest makes for one happy family!

If it's true, is not trolling myboy

Trolling is hitting the soft spot and triggering someone by "diverting" the truth or by implying things that are only partially true or blatantly ignoring or diminishing someone else's importance; straight truth is just an offense (you are fat), straight lie is just lying (you are smart).

there, if you really want to troll me, you need to involve Hader and my inability to take over is house

Those are actually some decent guidelines. Too bad Akar is too busy smashing insects with rocks and licking their remnants off his fingers to understand what any of this means.

Flinn has spent years insidiously rising in the TWC ranks in a vapid attempt to emulate the man he fantasizes about every night, Silvio Berlusconi. Sadly, he had not realized a dead Internet forum does not give one the same power as an entire country. Unfortunately the husk of Flinn’s beloved Total War Center can not stand up to even the fascist, barely surviving off the back of German labor, hellhole that is modern Italy.

Yeah, but you're from New York, which like New Jersey is filled with Italian Americans like Lady Gaga (born Stefani Germanotta). It's only a matter of time before the Germans come looking for you too, demanding austerity from the Italians who thought they could escape. They'll send the U-Boats again if they have to. They might make an exception for you, of course, seeing how you're only 12 years old, you created a profile on this site without parental supervision, but you got around to kissing your first girl, so things are looking up!

[Muizer]

I am nothing if not omnipotent!

Ok, nothing it is then, unless you meant to say 'impotent' of course.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

That problem is kind of irrelevant if you’re in Roma’s situation anyway to be fair

[Flinn]

ok so now we are starting to heat up a bit, maybe you are not so bad after all

so.. who's up for this?

[Cookiegod]

your mom

[Flinn]

she's always up for a good trolling, she's the one who introduced me to the art, you know

[Akar]

She introduced me to a whole lot

[Flinn]

You'd better be worried about where she will introduce you at the end of everything, you know?

[Cookiegod]

Did I win?

[Akar]

I think it's safe to assume someone won.

[Cookiegod]

Mine were the first and the most posts deleted by the regime

[Akar]

I would like to bring formal charges against Abdul for sedition and fomenting revolt.

[Cookiegod]

We can extend that to Flinn as well unless HE FINALLY GIVES ME MY WELL DESERVED VICTORY PRIZE!

[Akar]

Your participation award?

[Cookiegod]

NO TIME FOR LOOOSERS, CUZ I AM THE PARTICIPANT, OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD

[Akar]

I don't see what Mr. Potato head has to do with anything?