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Just invite most of the mudpit. They’ve proven themselves quite capable of this competition.
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Pls Derc you're supposed to put them in a spoiler with NSFW warning. What if someone's boss sees him looking at this?
No wait he'd probably also support the optimatoi. Never mind
Lol, look at all these insecure simps not even capable of larping to be cool. Pathetic.
Pompey's a worthless egghead arrogant goober who doesn't know anything, least of all how to prepare for a flanking by Caesar's cavalry.
The Optimates are a bunch of pansy, entitled, spoiled rich kids and trust fund babies crying about poor people having the audacity to claim a pension and a tiny plot of land outside of Rome.
Cookiegod is a false deity and a subpar film reviewer who eats his own boogers.
Pontifex Maximus is a wannabe gangster and he smells like cheap cigars cuz he couldn't afford a real Cuban.
Derc is an unkempt barbarian who only posts infrequently because he's too busy picking insects off of himself and lice out of his hair.
ggggtotalwarrior is a minor posing as an adult who's not even old enough to step off the school bus yet and probably wishes he was Spiderman all day while beating it to comic books in the sole illumination of a black light with all the windows shuttered, with no sunlight or human interaction so he can enjoy his goth emo music all day.
Flinn is a blabbering, babbling, blusterous, boisterous, buffoonish, boneheaded bully, essentially a constantly drunken wino or "bacco babau" who drops the whole tough guy persona behind closed doors so he can cry himself to sleep at night while shoveling pasta into his mouth while cursing the day he was born into his misshapen lurching physical husk instead of being born as a godly man like Silvio Berlusconi.
You’re right Roma. I’ve been on TWC since I was a fetus
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Roma, go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Fetche lavache!
so what? how many of you there are?
Roma, can you line them up against the wall, so that I canexecutecount them?
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wtf he didnt even mention my name how dare he
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13.5k posts and yet irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
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Cookie doesn’t even have a cookie avatar OMEGALUL.
also @flinn don’t worry about participation I’ll get all my alts up and ready for this
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Cookie insta disqualified
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Why you little worm, you filthy, filthy little MAGGOT! I already trolled you on the previous page. You were UNWORTHY of being trolled again:
...see? Look how much time you've made me waste on you! This is five minutes of my life that I will reclaim from you. In the meantime you need to just go ahead and crawl back into that sewer hole where you belong along with all the other flea-ridden rodents with faces covered in putrid pulsating pustules of slime. I can smell you through my computer!
I'm talking to a contractor right now, cuz I'm gonna need a big wooden Trojan bunny to take down this cheese-eating French surrender monkey on good English soil.
Hah! Typical Italian Mussolini-style fascist! Go back and hide under your lasagna where you belong! While we're at it, I'd like to see Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte punch Silvio Berlusconi right in the mouth and send him flying right into a brick oven for making pizzas.