The Trolling Challenge

[Pontifex Maximus]

Can I be a slave? Please???

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Silvio Berlusconi big dumb

[Akar]

How dare you...

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Alright so we only have like 6-7 guys, so I’ll fill the next 25 spots with my various alts. You’re gonna have to unban a few of em tho

[Roma_Victrix]

Can I be a slave? Please???

What in the hell does this have to do with my immediately previous post about Akar on the previous page? What does this have to do with this thread? Why do you exist? Why are you here? Why do you smell? Put on some deodorant you raw sewage river of slime! You need to set yourself on fire to remove that putrid strench. Al Capone lighting up a thousand Cuban cigars around you wouldn't even hide that funk. You should be shot. You should be hanged. You should be locked inside an iron box with snakes and scorpions to keep you company, then thrown overboard and right into the ocean.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Weird you mention scorpions because he already beat you to it a couple hours earlier:

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[Septentrionalis]

Also, he's married to his own sister and drinks moonshine every night.

None of those is a pejorative.

Damn right. I never understood why you should go out of your way to find a spouse if there is a perfectly good sister in the household. People overcomplicate things too much.

Our species would overcomplicate itself to extinction, if it wasn't for all our brothers and sisters keeping it real.

[Akar]

Sister-Wives are just convienent. Two birds with one stone. Makes family gatherings less crowded.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Sister-wives. Always wonder if they have to be wives who are sisters or sisters who are wives

[Akar]

It's a catch-all.

[Cookiegod]

I'm talking to a contractor right now, cuz I'm gonna need a big wooden Trojan bunny to take down this cheese-eating French surrender monkey on good English soil.

Good luck getting a building permit, and then dealing with vehicle registration. The wheels of a rabbit may turn slow, but the wheels of bureaucracy even slower.

And this, kids, is why the Trojan war lasted 20 years.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

You know honestly I think I have to actually withdraw from this competition. I think Cookie should win it by default, seeing as everyone who could have challenged him has already been banned.

[Akar]

Dropping out at this point is the ultimate move of cowardice. I am entirely unsurprised.

[Septentrionalis]

I don't think that Cookie is really Cheese. He has the air of some sort of half-Bratwurst half-Smoerrebroed type of deal about him. He may be posing as Cheese to shake the IRS off his tail.

[Cookiegod]

I haven't showered in weeks. Trust me I have that cheese air about me

[Flinn]

so what? Apart the petty attempt to troll me via Berlusconi, I don't see anything happening here.. bha and you call yourself trolls, you should be lining up right now to join this competition, you'll never had another opportunity to give sense to your useless lives

[Muizer]

so what? Apart the petty attempt to troll me via Berlusconi, I don't see anything happening here..

You're the hardest person to insult. Not because you're such a nice guy, but because the worst anyone can come up with would still be too good for you.

[Cookiegod]

so what? Apart the petty attempt to troll me via Berlusconi, I don't see anything happening here.. bha and you call yourself trolls, you should be lining up right now to join this competition, you'll never had another opportunity to give sense to your useless lives

On behalf of all trolls I'd like to apologise for disappointing the administrations high standards

[Flinn]

You're the hardest person to insult. Not because you're such a nice guy, but because the worst anyone can come up with would still be too good for you.

yeah I've decided to live without any expectations, it's easier like that.. though I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, eh?

On behalf of all trolls I'd like to apologise for disappointing the administrations high standards

you have deluded me so much and so many times that I wasn't expecting anything from you in any case

[Muizer]

yeah I've decided to live without any expectations it's easier like that..

Did you now? I think you need to work on that:

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, eh?