Who's the next cookie?

**Cookiegod** · May 30, 2020, 03:54 PM

After numerous setbacks and an ongoing legal case led me to leave the country to find myself (and lose the authorities), I remembered how shallow I was and how much I depend on others opinion, so I need you to find the best "myself".

With that passive aggressive intro out of the way, which of the following should be the next cookie avatar?

Or one of the old ones?

Or back to the barely repressed rage?

**Akar** · May 30, 2020, 04:12 PM

Obviously the one with your two favorite people in it (Me and Hitler)

**Cookiegod** · May 30, 2020, 04:27 PM

I wanted to try and rebrand myself as someone positive. You sure Cookler is the image that will win my election?

**Akar** · May 30, 2020, 04:37 PM

It certainly won't be what loses it.

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 30, 2020, 08:55 PM

From what I hear Hitler is pretty good at winning elections

**Roma_Victrix** · May 30, 2020, 09:10 PM

That ISIS terrorist flag one ought to convince the naysayers that you are ready for citizenship, otherwise they could be in mortal danger for disagreeing.

**Akar** · May 31, 2020, 02:53 AM

Is that some sort of...threat?

**Derc** · May 31, 2020, 04:04 AM

Great! Let's make this a cookie compilation thread!

American Cookie

Ghost Cookie (aka creepy cookie template)

Originally Posted by Cookiegod

I wanted to try and rebrand myself as someone positive. You sure Cookler is the image that will win my election?

Why such an angry topic icon then?

Originally Posted by Akar

Is that some sort of...threat?

It's a treat.

**Roma_Victrix** · May 31, 2020, 05:59 AM

Ooh! I like the ghost cookie one the most, mostly because he's dead and that's awesome.

**Akar** · May 31, 2020, 06:20 AM

The best cookie is a dead cookie.

**Cookiegod** · May 31, 2020, 06:37 AM

You guys are mean

**Akar** · May 31, 2020, 09:18 AM

Your tears sustain me, Doughboy.

**AqD** · May 31, 2020, 01:39 PM

Here you are:

**makanyane** · May 31, 2020, 02:10 PM

Ghost cookie is OK but you really need Zombie Cookie, but anyway, please keep the chocolate chips, the world needs more chocolate chips!

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 31, 2020, 02:20 PM

Any cookie where cookie is dead works for me

**Roma_Victrix** · June 01, 2020, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Akar

The best cookie is a dead cookie.

HELL YES! Put him in the oven and BURN HIM until crisp and tasty. Would you like to know more?

**ggggtotalwarrior** · June 01, 2020, 09:46 PM

IM JOHNNY RICO AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

**Akar** · June 02, 2020, 03:52 AM

hey it johhny rico

**Roma_Victrix** · June 02, 2020, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior

IM JOHNNY RICO AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

I would definitely watch a sequel to Starship Troopers where they bake a bunch of hostile cookies to death in the oven after resisting arrest by space police. The film should star Casper Van Dien and Cookiegod.

**Akar** · June 03, 2020, 04:43 AM

The sequel we didn't know we needed but we deserve.

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