Steven seagull has died

[Freddie]

Just fell from the sky
RIP Steven

[Cookiegod]

rest in peace gull that shares this very creative name with millions of other birds

[Akar]

Good riddance. He stole my hotdog last weekend at the pier.

[Septentrionalis]

I think that giving people false hopes like this should be unconstitutional.

[Akar]

Let's lynch him!

[Cookiegod]

he's dead already

[Akar]

That hasn't stopped anyone before.

[makanyane]

A fitting tribute:

[Roma_Victrix]

Such a shame. That seagull could really act! I loved all his movies, like Under Siege by Birds and Under Siege II: Bird Territory. Who could forget such classics such as Above the Bird and Bird to Kill? However, my sympathies are somewhat lessened by the fact that he unlawfully snatched Akar's hot dog. Did he think he was above the law? I'd offer a solemn tribute, but I think his recent offenses mar his reputation.

[Akar]

I think that at the very least it would be appropriate to open an investigation into what actually took place.

[Diamat]

Steven Seagull, Holy Knight of Meloncat, Keeper of Bread, and Honorable Stuka, has sacrificed his life for the cause. All Avians cry today, using the tears we harvested from our enemies (since we don't have tears). He was killed by Lemoncat conspirators while trying to convert Norwegian heathens.

[Akar]

let his body be desecrated and his loved ones mocked