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    Default the TD Constitution

    Damn, it's about time we set the rules for this place

    each of you has the right to propose one single article of said document, and that article will become law within the TD, should this Constitution eventually be approved

    also, we need Praetorians to ensure that people respect the law, we need a butcher man to horribly execute those who don't.. what else?

    TD CONSTITUTION

    • The TD Constitution is constitutional to everybody except Diamat
    • Everything that flies is Akar's domain in the TD, especially cocks
    • Water is unmoral, Bourbon is the key to Salvation; ask Ponti for details
    • Religion is forbidden, only ggggtotalwarrior is allowed to worship himself
    • Necroing is a must for newbies, Roma_Victrix's the Master Necromancer
    • Turkafinwë's executioner axe is sharp, avoid sincerity and seriousness
    • You shall not change your avatar; only Flinn can, on a weekly base
    • You shall not use Gigantus' name in vain, no one dares to summon him
    • No messing with Bohemian Rhapsody, otherwise Muizer will eat your pâté




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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Article I

    The TD Constitution is unconstitutional.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    damn, that's a good point; OP updated
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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Article 2 - if it flies it's a bird. all planes, insects, or anything else flying is now a bird.

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    Article III

    The TD shall establish religion. The Holy Church of Meloncat is the TD's oldest religion and thus constitutes the de facto forum religion of the TD. Ecumenically, the Shummite Monks, the Church of Rabbit, and the Cult of the Liver are joined with the Holy Church of Meloncat and therefore represent legitimate religious entities. Lemoncat and ZEOLLA, however, must be shunned. Religions that worship any form of dough shall not be recognized. Nevertheless, bread is great.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Son of a .

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Op updated

    @ Diamat, too late man, only one article per member; and this s NOT in the constitution, it's Silvio's will
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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    just to clarify what is going to happen here

    this Constitution will be carved in stone (sticked) and the names of those who have contributed to it will be preserved for ever (links to the profile)..
    we need to leave a monument, a testament behind, of the latest (and maybe last) generation of TDevians
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    If you don't make the Holy Church of Meloncat the established religion of the TD, I will be forced to declare a Counter-Constitution.

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    We shall never die.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    OP edited I reworded Akar's line

    @ Diamat; someone else can propose it..
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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Especially cocks.

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    Akar can be inside my domain as much as he likes.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Things are finally starting to heat up around here.

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    Article IV

    Water is abolished. Basil Hayden is now the official beverage of the TD. Anything below 40% ABV is to be considered water.

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    That's discrimination against Avians, given that we mainly drink water.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Water? Never touched the stuff. Fish in it.

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    I like it all over my face.

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    Default Re: the TD Constitution

    Is that a loose broccoli in the human's hand?

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    No, that's a melon leaf. The bird is performing a sacrament.

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