The Thema Devia Constitution

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The home of the Deviants

CONSTITUTION - ARTICLES

• The TD Constitution is constitutional to everybody except Diamat
• Everything that flies is Akar's domain in the TD, especially cocks
• Water is unmoral, Bourbon is the key to Salvation; ask Ponti for details
• Religion is forbidden, only ggggtotalwarrior is allowed to worship himself
• Necroing is a must for newbies, Roma_Victrix's the Master Necromancer
• Turkafinwë's executioner axe is sharp, avoid sincerity and seriousness
• You shall not change your avatar; only Flinn can, on a weekly base
• You shall not use Gigantus' name in vain, no one dares to summon him
• No messing with Bohemian Rhapsody, otherwise Muizer will eat your pâté
• You shall dress in black, you'd better to; Morticia will show you why
• You shall not mention the Loincloth when Cookiegod's around
• You shall not spam with more than 3 lines, King Athelstan knows why
• You shall break rule number 1, or Vladyvid will be breaking you instead
• Never mention the Meloncat, but if you really have to, whisper in Settra's hears
• If you have any issue with 2020 and rules, just refer to Derc, he'll be delighted
• If a new Kar is what you need, talk to Cope. Be kareful, though.
• If you love bunnies, but hate grannies, AqD is the dude for you.
• You shall not talk about horny animals, such is the domain of Septentrionalis.
• We are used to creepy dudes, Bo1Bo1Sha3 is the creepiest. He knows about food, though.
• No Meloncats, no Holy Churches, only the Grand Inquisitor, Derpy Hooves is allowed to speak the truth.
• Bonus article: all polls within the TD must have an "Ask Silvio for the answer" option, that's the will of the Deviants.