The Thema Devia Constitution

[Akar]

A hex upon his house.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

From this point forward all TD members are to officially adopt ggggtotalwarrior (Or the Holy Geg) as their official state deity, a human conqueror blessed with great power who was accepted by the Gods as one of their own, except for those weird bird people who have too much of a stick up their ass for some cat with fruit on its head and don’t really count as people anyway

amendment: akar no longer qualifies as a person either

[Diamat]

Get out. No respect in this young generation.

[Akar]

Kids have no respect for ancient extra-planar entities.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Diamat my birthday is July 27th; yours is July 28th. Therefore I’m actually one day older than you. Get rekt little man

[Pontifex Maximus]

Mine is July 20th, cancers represent. Explains why there's so much cancer here tho. Like literal cancer.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Weird you say this when I’m pretty sure based off your own zodiac criteria you’re the only cancer in this thread

[Pontifex Maximus]

Am I the only cancer here? Stands to reason as to why this place has gone to .

[Akar]

Nah I'm a cancer dw.

[Flinn]

Article IV

Water is abolished. Basil Hayden is now the official beverage of the TD. Anything below 40% ABV is to be considered water.

OP updated

come on TDevians, don't you want to be remembered forever?

[Akar]

My name shall echo through eternity.

[Flinn]

Honestly, to me your name sounds like someone how's trying not to choke after having ingested a bee or a wasp by accident

@Roma, where are you bro? Where's your attempt at immortality?

[Akar]

I thought that sad immorality at first

[Flinn]

From this point forward all TD members are to officially adopt ggggtotalwarrior (Or the Holy Geg) as their official state deity, a human conqueror blessed with great power who was accepted by the Gods as one of their own, except for those weird bird people who have too much of a stick up their ass for some cat with fruit on its head and don’t really count as people anyway

amendment: akar no longer qualifies as a person either

damn, I missed that, OP updated again

[Roma_Victrix]

Honestly, to me your name sounds like someone how's trying not to choke after having ingested a bee or a wasp by accident

@Roma, where are you bro? Where's your attempt at immortality?

Sounds the choirs, beat the drums, because THE SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED! I have but one bold amendment for the draft of this, our common Thema Devia Constitution for the justice and the governance of all:

All new forum members who post in the Thema Devia but fail to revive at least one necro thread as a proper necromancer - in respect for the dead and fallen conversations of old that formed the basis and bedrock of this forum - shall have their nipples electrocuted while forced to wear their grandmother's dentures without washing the saliva off first. If their grandmother does not have a pair of dentures or if their grandmothers have passed away without leaving them as an heirloom, the nearest grandmother with dentures will be found as a suitable surrogate and substitute. They must also say the English alphabet backwards, on recorded video as proof, or they will be electrocuted and forced to wear grandmommy's dentures all over again, but this time while wearing her Sunday church dress in public.

Amen!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

This whole thread is just Flinn Larping his own personal TD corrupt a wish for him to display over the forum smh

[Akar]

It starts as a LARP and ends in tyranny. We've all seen it before.

[Diamat]

Diamat my birthday is July 27th; yours is July 28th. Therefore I’m actually one day older than you. Get rekt little man

I was still born (not stillborn) ahead of you because of the time difference between Europe and Americania.

[Akar]

ha ha ha stillborn u a dead baby

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I was still born (not stillborn) ahead of you because of the time difference between Europe and Americania.

Nah you’re only what 6 hours ahead? I born at like 8 am, so me>you