The Thema Devia Constitution

[Akar]

The Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for our right to party.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Actually it was cancer

[Akar]

I knew it was one or the other, damn.

[Roma_Victrix]

Yes, but they fought cancer! Ergo they still fought and hence fought for the right to party without threat of death from cancer. Therefore your argument still wins. Hurray!

[Akar]

Yay, I win again! Take that dad!

[Flinn]

op updated

[Akar]

OP updated, take that dad!

[Roma_Victrix]

If I hadn't already immortalized and enshrined my amendment in stone on the edifice of our unalterable constitution which shall only have amendments added but never stricken down or chiseled away, or if I had one more chance to add another, I'd force each new poster to say "Candyman" in their mirror five times and wait for any negative results.

It was always you, Helen (aka "Akar").

[Flinn]

If I hadn't already immortalized and enshrined my amendment in stone on the edifice of our unalterable constitution which shall only have amendments added but never stricken down or chiseled away, or if I had one more chance to add another, I'd force each new poster to say "Candyman" in their mirror five times and wait for any negative results.

once we are done with primary amendments, we can start to propose secondary, generic, ones.. even better if they are contradictory to the primary ones

at this regard, we still need 3 more to beat the old Noah Moses

[Akar]

Moses can burn in hell!

[Roma_Victrix]

Moses also allegedly wandered around in a desert of the Sinai for decades, so he most likely wasn't the best navigator either, even with the sun rising in the east and setting in the west every day. What a boob! Surely we can beat that guy when it comes to the number of commandments and amendments?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Can I make alts strictly for the purpose of proposing amendments?

[Diamat]

Moses can burn in hell!

I wish I could see what happens to you after you die, when Jesus reads all your TWC posts back to you.

[Flinn]

Can I make alts strictly for the purpose of proposing amendments?

alternatively I can change your username every other day, so they'll look like they are coming from different dudes, that would be a very practical solution

[Aexodus]

We can also remove some rep and your reward, that way it’s the perfect disguise

[Flinn]

disfiguring works well too, or so they say



so, who's still missing of the regulars here?

Aqd.. Moriticia.. KA... Oda .. Commodus.. Bo1Bo.. who else?

[Cookiegod]

I'm not regular. In fact I'm highly irregular

[Flinn]

I'm sorry to hear of your intestinal issues, I hope you'll solve them soon.

[Roma_Victrix]

I'm sorry to hear of your intestinal issues, I hope you'll solve them soon.

I tried to rep this post because I died laughing and am now a ghost, but TWC wouldn't let me. I feel oppressed. At least I have a constitutional amendment, though, so I've got that going for me.

[Cookiegod]

I'm sorry to hear of your intestinal issues, I hope you'll solve them soon.

IT WAS YOUR BUTT THAT SQUEEZED THEM TOO HARD!!!