The Thema Devia Constitution

[Diamat]

Nah you’re only what 6 hours ahead? I born at like 8 am, so me>you

You lie.

[Flinn]

Sounds the choirs, beat the drums, because THE SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED! I have but one bold amendment for the draft of this, our common Thema Devia Constitution for the justice and the governance of all:

All new forum members who post in the Thema Devia but fail to revive at least one necro thread as a proper necromancer - in respect for the dead and fallen conversations of old that formed the basis and bedrock of this forum - shall have their nipples electrocuted while forced to wear their grandmother's dentures without washing the saliva off first. If their grandmother does not have a pair of dentures or if their grandmothers have passed away without leaving them as an heirloom, the nearest grandmother with dentures will be found as a suitable surrogate and substitute. They must also say the English alphabet backwards, on recorded video as proof, or they will be electrocuted and forced to wear grandmommy's dentures all over again, but this time while wearing her Sunday church dress in public.

Amen!

Op amendend again

This whole thread is just Flinn Larping his own personal TD corrupt a wish for him to display over the forum smh

I thought it was pretty much obvious by now that you all are here just to please and amuse me, wasn't it?

come on lads, entertain me, won't you?

[Akar]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[Flinn]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

not much

[Turkafinwë]

Article VI: Those who hold to sincerity and seriousness shall be flogged red and made to laugh by the Absurdist, Turk

[Akar]

I'm not either, to be honest.

[Flinn]

Article VI: Those who hold to sincerity and seriousness shall be flogged red and made to laugh by the Absurdist, Turk

Op amended again

we now have 6 articles.. do we really want the little puny Noah Moses to beat us on this? We need 11, minimum..

[Akar]

I think it's Moses we need to worry about beating, not Noah

[Flinn]

I think it's Moses we need to worry about beating, not Noah

Noah, who said Noah??



Dude, I really deserved this

[Akar]

There's a horrific spelling error in that image too. You really need to get it together, Flinn.

[Flinn]

this isn't mine, though

[Turkafinwë]

I'm not either, to be honest.

you, I like

[Akar]

I'm a likeable guy, what can I say?

[Roma_Victrix]

Op amendend again

Das right.

I AM THE LAWGIVER! FORGET LEONIDAS, I AM LYCURGUS OF SPARTA! HEAR ME ROAR! Etc. etc.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Mannimarco has returned in the guise of this “Roma_Victrix”

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Mannimarco has returned in the guise of this “Roma_Victrix”

[Akar]

Double posted your point is invalid.

[Roma_Victrix]

Double posted your point is invalid.

POINT OVERRULED!

[Lycurgus of Sparta bangs gavel].

[Flinn]

well we still have only 6 articles, Noah Moses is laughing his ass off ATM

come ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Flinn]

le bump; do I have to start writing articles and drag people into this without their input? Believe me, I can do that without the minimum remorse