How much would it have cost to have Treebeard at least wear some trunks?
How much would it have cost to have Treebeard at least wear some trunks?
How much would they have lost in sales from no longer having Tree Dong?
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you are asking a lot, young fella. whats in it for me? you could start by posting pictures of your mom
ggggtotalwarrior doesn't have a real mom in that sense, as he simply had a single-parent father-mother who was transsexual with both genitalia and inseminated him/herself.
Speaking of which, I'm going to renounce my own father and become a father by hopefully legally adopting myself as my adopted son, so that I can be a proud father of someone I know is truly worthy! That way I can be the father, the son, and the holy bejeezus. Amen. Best of both worlds! I'll even teach myself how to ride a bike and pat myself on the back for such a glorious achievement. Can't wait to tuck myself into bed at night!
Hannibal, it is true my mother-father hybrid creature birthed me, and thus has been cut off from contact with me. Shame on you to even assume I had something called a "traditional mother", simply for the benefit of fulfilling your carnal pleasures. If you seek to be also ravaged by my hybrid parent, you may engage in a relationship with them, but know that doing so with my neglectful parents will also cut you off from parenting me. And Roma, if you agree to my terms and become my father, I will fill the void in your life by also adopting you. We can fill that void in eachother's lives by being what I hear all the cool kids these days would call eachother's "Daddy".
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I don't think it's ever been done before, a father adopting a son and then that son adopting him as his own son to become his father! What a novel idea! And what a delicious headache for people down at the registry and state Bureau of Permanency Services trying to make sense of this.
I have so many questions...
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I'm pretty sure though that no """"""""civilized"""""""" country would allow your father to marry the daughter of your wife (which technically counts as your daughter as well)
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Tell that to Alabama!
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Step-relations mean nothing. I’ve consorted with many step relatives of course.
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I have also consorted with your step relatives.
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Even my step relatives have higher standards than to consort with a cartoon man
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You haven't met the cartoon men I have.
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
Best you stick with your own kind then
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Bet you're used to telling people that racist.
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
Only to creatures as depraved as you
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Akar ended up becoming my TWC dad
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And we lived happily ever after
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