It's about time you know the truth

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Nah that’s whoever unearthed the Panama Papers.

[Roma_Victrix]

Pedophile raptors? Could it be worse?

Pedophile Pterodactyls. They can fly to your windows at night and snatch the kid without making a sound. Won’t even have to worry about doors.

I don't care what that naive kid from the movie Hook says on the matter, then, time to batten down the hatches and place bars on all the windows! There are prehistoric flying pedophile predators out tonight and we need the original all-star cast of Jurassic Park to save us.

As it's about Pasta, I would say "Boil in hell, you pasta offenders!"

Damn it! Why didn't I think of that first? That's why we pay you the big bucks, Flinn. And you earned it!

[Flinn]

SI honestly think flinn's love of Silvio has crossed the line of irony to the point where he has actually grown to worship the man

I think that it was pretty obvious that everybody should be worshiping him, that's the very purpose of this thread

I mean, look at him

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[Akar]

His teeth are so white

[Flinn]

His friend Donald told him to use bleach, apparently it worked

[Akar]

He's a smart guy, that Donald.

[Roma_Victrix]

He's a smart guy, that Donald.

Or as he says, a very smart cookie. Grab em by the cookie. He did it all for the nookie. He came into this world as a reject. Look into these eyes! Then you'll see the size of these flames. Dwellin on the past, its burnin' up my brain, everyone that burns has to learn from the pain. ...I believe the philosopher Fred Durst once said this.

[Akar]

Ahh yes, Fred Durst. Now he was a smart cookie.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

A political tour de force too:

In 2015, Fred Durst stated his interest in obtaining a Russian passport and spending half of the year in Crimea.^[50]He wrote a letter in which he stated that Vladimir Putin is "a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person."^[51]Following that, Durst was banned by the Security Service of Ukraine from entering Ukraine for five years "in the interests of guaranteeing the security" of the country.^[52] Soon thereafter, all Limp Bizkit sales on the territory of Ukraine were prohibited.

[Akar]

Wait, which Fred Durst are we talking about?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I’m not quite sure how you got Fred from the name Robert, Akar

[Roma_Victrix]

I’m not quite sure how you got Fred from the name Robert, Akar

All those damn Dursts look the same to him!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Roma out here being Durst-ist again

[Akar]

I for one am tired of this radical anti durst rhetoric.

[Roma_Victrix]

I for one am tired of this radical anti durst rhetoric.

When I was in high school I used to play actual nightclubs in a local underground thrash metal band and at one concert we literally had an anti-Limp Bizkit wooden sign with the cancel symbol spray painted over the name of their band.

[Akar]

Now that's the kind of radical anti-durst rhetoric I can approve of.

[Flinn]

morons

Silvio Berlusconi is the godfather of populism – things are bad when he’s being viewed as a moderate

[Akar]

He's looking awful ORANGE there

[Flinn]

yeah that was his "paprika" period.. doctor said he could do use of it for aphrodisiac purposes, but he snorted too much of it

[Akar]

We've all been there. Seems like he switched from snorting to rolling in it towards the end though.