[Citizen] Cookiegod [Patron: Akar]

[Akar]

[QUOTE=Cookiegod]

Patron's bit

Help I'm scared

Applicants bit

Hi there,
Here's my new and improved application:
You have all seen my powers. You have all seen the consequences when you dare oppose me.
So who dares risk my vengeance a second time?!
Thank you.

Help. I am posting this under duress.

[Cookiegod]

Thank you Akar for finally believing in me.

[General Brewster]

Doomed to fail. This is a dog house, not a cat house.

[Diamat]

I smell Lemoncat heresy.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Support we need new OGs running the show

[Akar]

I am too afraid to say anything.

[Cookiegod]

Atta boy!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I have decided to change my vote to a fail because I have decided I hate the term "atta boy" due to trauma from my fourth grade little league team.

[Diamat]

Don't tell me about sports traumas. After my family immigrated to the US, my little brother began to play American football in his middle school team. He was apparently quite good at tackling, so his coach gave him the nickname "Hit-ler." I'm seriously not making this up. That really happened.

[Akar]

Atta boy greg, stand up for yourself.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Oh yeah well i played football for one year in 7th grade and broke my ing leg so

And after doing so I was not able to stand up for myself

[Cookiegod]

Cookiegodwin's law: Once Cookie's name is dropped, his mentor's is soon to follow.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Akar]

Hey that's me (and hitler)!

[Pontifex Maximus]

Don't tell me about sports traumas. After my family immigrated to the US, my little brother began to play American football in his middle school team. He was apparently quite good at tackling, so his coach gave him the nickname "Hit-ler." I'm seriously not making this up. That really happened.

I love my country

[Akar]

OH CAAAAAANADA OH CANAAAADA

[Diamat]

I've never met a normal Canadian. So I'm beginning to think those were actually normal Canadians.

[Akar]

There is no such thing as a normal canadian.

[General Brewster]

What's a Canadian?

[Akar]

Don't worry about it.

[AqD]

Where is the actual application? We have been waiting