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    Default Ius primae noctis

    Under the authority of her majesty the collective hivemind of the TD I plant my flag declaring Akar once more the possession of the TD. To further assert dominance, everyone else shall be forbidden under the sacred ius primae noctis to have their way with him until I have finished.

    All legal proceedings in the Curia are therefore illegitimate.

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    Justice For Cookie
    #JusticeForCookie #JusticeForCal #JusticeForAkar #JusticeForAthelchan

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    You’re gonna trigger all the big mads
    Rep me and I'll rep you back. (IF YOU LEAVE YOUR NAME!)
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    Oh, and this is false. As a white person, I can say that it's not possible to be racist to a white person.
    Congratulations, you just lowered my IQ by 10 points.

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Cookiegod is not the Prima here. Meloncat is. If anyone ravages Akar, it shall be Meloncat, first and foremost. Now begone, vile creature of dough!

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Let them both ravage me and decide the victor after

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    As long as I get to ravage you FIRST
    From Socrates to Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected and oppressed by the reactionary bourgeoisie
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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Ravage thine own self first, devil.

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    Maybe I will, fake-devil-with-nowhere-near-my-destructive-potential
    From Socrates to Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected and oppressed by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM
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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    You don't know me, man!

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    I know you in and out.
    From Socrates to Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected and oppressed by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM
    Cope's a shill

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Especially in

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    I alternate between both directions in a rhythmic fashion
    From Socrates to Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected and oppressed by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM
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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    That is intensely erotic.

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Remember that thread I started where I laid bare my suspicions that Akar and Cookiegod were the same person masquerading as two individuals? Chalk this one up as another piece of evidence! This is either a brilliantly coordinated thread, or the puppet-master controlling both accounts while pleasuring himself and pretending he's two different people. It's a conspiracy and I will root it out!

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    I've actually run out of chalk can someone get this one for me?

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    I eat chalk.

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    can i have some of your chalk

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    You can't have the chalk if you don't chalk the talk.

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    Default Re: Ius primae noctis

    Too many people wanna talk the chalk and not walk the chalk.

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