[Decision] TWC Indulgences.

[Akar]

I propose the introduction of a TWC Indulgence^TM system. Members with infractions, notes, or bans should be able to purchase a TWC Indulgence^TM and rid themselves of these petty encumbrances. No more shall my flock be cast down and ignored.

I propose the following system:

Indulgence System

Bronze Package, $50 - Removes one Note or Warning.

Silver Package, $100 - Removes one Infraction Point. Multiple silver level packages may need to be purchased depending on the severity of the offense

Gold Package, $500 - Removes one Ban or completely removes an Infraction, regardless of the point level or severity.

Not only will this system provide a financial boon to the community, it will free up administrative resources and attract new and returning users alike. Please discuss the merits of this proposal in a serious manner in the comment section below.

Thank you.

[Cope]

We did not struggle through centuries of strife to bring God's reformation to the people, only to have the accursed Akar restore indulgences. Opposed.

[Akar]

If you're going to oppose something that is objectively good for the site and the community I think you owe it to yourself as well as others to at least expand on why you feel this way. I don't like to speak ill of the dead but you're starting to remind me of Judas Iscariot; except you didn't even get paid.

[Cope]

If you're going to oppose something that is objectively good for the site and the community I think you owe it to yourself as well as others to at least expand on why you feel this way. I don't like to speak ill of the dead but you're starting to remind me of Judas Iscariot; except you didn't even get paid.

As you can see ladies and gentlemen, the accursed Akar wishes only to enrich himself by insisting that others owe him money. He will drag what's left of this site down to the depths if he can. I implore you to oppose this serpentine swindler.

[Akar]

Usury is not technically a sin, tax collector. You shan't enchant me with alliteration and words of whimsy.

[Cope]

Usury is not technically a sin, tax collector. You shan't enchant me with alliteration and words of whimsy.

You dare to accuse me of being a publican, when it is you who seeks to deceive the innocent of their wealth? You are an outrage. Your very existence offends God.

[Akar]

That which does not exist cannot feel offense, thus my offense has created God, and thus I have created God.

[Diamat]

An indulgence must not be granted without a public apology by the perpetrator. He must display his sincere regret and be shamed by the community. After his confession, while he is in a state of grace, he must receive Communion in the Holy Church of Meloncat.

[Pontifex Maximus]

What is the exchange rate of rep points to dollars?

[Roma_Victrix]

I for one wholeheartedly approve of this proposal. Let us indulge it to the fullest! Do those among the TWC staff doling out such indulgences get to wear fancy pontifical hats?

[Sir Adrian]

/*Angry inquisition noises*/

[Akar]

What is the exchange rate of rep points to dollars?

5:1

I for one wholeheartedly approve of this proposal. Let us indulge it to the fullest! Do those among the TWC staff doling out such indulgences get to wear fancy pontifical hats?

What else would they wear?

[Roma_Victrix]

What else would they wear?

Penis helmets for some reason. Either that or a giant boot on their heads like Vermin Supreme.

[Akar]

Honestly I could go either way. A mitre and a boot looks the same to the uninitiated.

[Turkafinwë]

As a devout Catholic I can only APPROVE of these indulgences!

[Sar1n]

Six hundred years ago, my people fought to banish such perversion from our lands and won. Now the time comes again. Roll out the war wagons, load the cannons and put on your helmets!

TWC Hussites rise again!

[Akar]

Down with the Hussite Resurgence!

[Turkafinwë]

*hisses in Catholic*

[Akar]

*Burns in Hussite*

[Sar1n]

*hisses in Catholic*

Thou remember, I see.

Now away with thee, lest ye share the fate of thy kinsmen at Domažlice.