We need to deal with the Swedish problem

**Cookiegod** · May 23, 2020, 01:46 AM

that used to be the case, but alas, you're a shill now, preferring to work for the betterment of the site over our destructive olden ways.

**Akar** · May 23, 2020, 02:14 AM

It's better to destroy something from the inside is it not.

**Cookiegod** · May 23, 2020, 02:20 AM

Like you did to our revolution

**Akar** · May 23, 2020, 02:37 AM

Allegedly.

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 23, 2020, 02:42 AM

One kind of genital shaped country dying to a larger, more generically genital shaped country? Sounds like poetry

**Septentrionalis** · May 23, 2020, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Alexander78

Haha, thank you for not calling Khazars.

I have no idea how Khazars are relevant here, but they are mighty interesting even when they are not relevant!

Originally Posted by Alexander78

Seeds and Adidas are no longer relevant, you are behind the times, man. Russian gopniks have long switched to burgers with Cola and are dying of obesity. The culture of mass media is to blame, scientists are sounding the alarm and some suggest assigning the status of an endangered people to gopniks in order to somehow preserve the population. Finland, as the personification of the progressive Western world should join this action, the slogan has already been invented "let's save the Gopnik together"

What? Are you saying that they no longer drink beer? Not even from those over-sized bottles? Based on my encounters with gopniki, not too long ago I would have happily joined the action of driving them to extinction. But now I do feel a bit sad seeing this proud and highly useful culture in decline.

Originally Posted by Cookiegod

There's no amount of lens solution that I could drink that would make Sweden disappear though sending the entire country to "boarding schools" might work.

How much lens solution did you drink? I think you are doing a great job!

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**Akar** · May 23, 2020, 05:47 PM

God look at all that extra room for naval activities!

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 23, 2020, 11:17 PM

I'd rather see Sweden absorbed and subjugated as they should've been by my Norwegian forefathers than see the decent land outright eliminated from existence. That land is the perfect place for norwegian settlers, were we to remove its current occupiers.

**Akar** · May 24, 2020, 05:00 AM

I think Poseidon should take his land and go home.

**Cookiegod** · May 25, 2020, 03:25 AM

Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior

I'd rather see Sweden absorbed and subjugated as they should've been by my Norwegian forefathers than see the decent land outright eliminated from existence. That land is the perfect place for norwegian settlers, were we to remove its current occupiers.

I thought you were Latvian

Originally Posted by Septentrionalis

I have no idea how Khazars are relevant here, but they are mighty interesting even when they are not relevant!

What? Are you saying that they no longer drink beer? Not even from those over-sized bottles? Based on my encounters with gopniki, not too long ago I would have happily joined the action of driving them to extinction. But now I do feel a bit sad seeing this proud and highly useful culture in decline.

How much lens solution did you drink? I think you are doing a great job!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

It's beautiful!

**King Athelstan** · May 25, 2020, 05:08 AM

I feel this is relevant too

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 25, 2020, 07:00 PM

Why the heck did you think I was Latvian cookie?

**Akar** · May 25, 2020, 09:17 PM

You have a potatoish air about you.

**ggggtotalwarrior** · May 25, 2020, 09:27 PM

That’s my Irish 1/4th

**Akar** · May 25, 2020, 09:41 PM

Well you should see someone about it.

**Roma_Victrix** · May 27, 2020, 11:24 AM

My mother is American but part Swedish and visited Sweden long ago to see some long-lost relatives. Perhaps our family shouldn't have allowed her to come back to the States!