Greetings, fellow human beings, beingesses and birds!
As you all know, I am currently trying my hardest to become the worlds first cookiecitizen. Unfortunately, the curia appears not ready for a brownfaced citizen in its rank, a stark reminder of the racism still rampant in this world. Worse still, one group in particular has set out to sabotage my application. One group, conspiring both in secret and the not so secret, holding all the ranks of power (except of hex). You know what I'm talking about: The Swedes. Now it is well known that Athelscam was born in an IKEA, and Akar has never released his birth certificate proving he was not born in Sweden, so he likely was. //Fact.
They have infiltrated the system and the TD resistance. Only the harshest measures will do. I call upon you, fellow humans (and birds), to rise up from your couches against the Swedish conspiracy. Rise and fight!