The New Rules of the Forum

[Roma_Victrix]

These are the new rules of the TWC forum, according to me. If you disagree with them, you can logoff, suspend your own account, exile yourself to Greenland, or better yet, you can just die.

If you double post on more than one occasion, you die.

If you criticize TWC's formatting, aesthetics or user interface in any way, you die.

If you critique a CA/SEGA title in a manner that is displeasing to its creators, you die.

If you've been on this forum for more than ten years and have not contributed to at least one mod/submod of any Total War game, you die.

If your signature in each post contains an image that is too large to be seen in its entirety, you die.

If you're a fan of the American rock band Creed, you die.

If you move without permission, you die.

If you breathe too loudly, you die.

On the other hand...if you obey these rules, you and your family may live. If you surrender to TWC, you live. If you praise every title released by Creative Assembly, you live. If you fetch your SEGA overlords their coffee in a timely manner, you live. If you scrape and bow, and give a little curtsy when Hex members cross paths with you, you live.

These are the rules. You have been warned. If you refuse to cooperate, you die, and then you die some more. Are we clear, ladies and gentlemen? Good. Now die.

[Akar]

Support.

About time someone brought this place into line.

[Cookiegod]

What do rules and your moms veejees have in common? They're there to be broken. I do not think I have heard the band Creed yet, but I think I will enjoy them as much as I think you enjoy my new signature.

[Akar]

I love it.

[Derc]

Your screen is way too bright. Unlike our future.

[Akar]

You're seeming pretty dim right now yourself, Derc.

[Derc]

Joke's on you, I'm always dim.

[Akar]

Don't put yourself down like that, man. That's Cookie's job.

[Roma_Victrix]

Support.

About time someone brought this place into line.

Hear, hear! These are the words of a man who enjoys life and living it to the fullest before a premature and unfortunate incident.

What do rules and your moms veejees have in common? They're there to be broken. I do not think I have heard the band Creed yet, but I think I will enjoy them as much as I think you enjoy my new signature.

That signature is a masterpiece, but nevertheless you have signaled that you will listen to and accept the band Creed, therefore, according to the new rules of the forum set forth by yours truly, you die.

Also, it appears from the looks of your new signature that you are now an Islamist terrorist cell operating freely on this website. We have simple rules about those who join either ISIS or al-Qaeda here on this forum: you die.

[Frunk]

I've banned 10 members so far for going against this.

[Akar]

I don't know why people aren't taking this seriously. This isn't a joke people.

[Cookiegod]

Me joining ISIS or me joining Corona or the rules?

[Akar]

All of them you scoundrel.

[Cookiegod]

I find doing two negatives becomes positive putting me in the clear.

[Akar]

That's why you can't trust people with a stutter. They're always speaking in double negatives. "No-no please"

[Roma_Victrix]

I've banned 10 members so far for going against this.

This fills me with joy and hope for our collective future.

That's why you can't trust people with a stutter. They're always speaking in double negatives. "No-no please"

New Rules: if you stutter, you die. If you defend those who stutter, you die. If you link to a video promoting awareness about stuttering, you die.

However, since I've been bought and compromised by the DNC, if you make fun of Joe Biden's lifelong struggles with stuttering, you die.

[Akar]

Nothing greases the wheels of democracy like hypocrisy.

[Roma_Victrix]

Grease those wheels baby, yeah! Also make them shiny and clean with disinfectant. Just don't drink the disinfectant afterwards, unless you're into that kinda thing (i.e. suicide).

BREAKING NEWS: new rules for the forum have been handed down by the central committee. If you so much as express even the smallest amount of dislike for the South Asian entree dish called Butter Chicken ("Murgh Makhani") commonly served at Indian restaurants, you die. If you fail or are incapable of making a perfect carbon copy of restaurant-quality Butter Chicken at home, you die. If you've never tried it before, you die.

[Akar]

I have memorized the entirety of this video already so as to impress the great leader

[Roma_Victrix]

I have memorized the entirety of this video already so as to impress the great leader

I hope Kim Jong-un's younger sister Kim Yo-jong sees this, bro.