Hey guys! Just letting you know that I am the breadwinner. That means you don't get any bread, none of it, it all belongs to me now, because I'm the one who won it. There's no bread for those who come in second or third place. Sorry, but those are the rules.
I'm also the one who brings home the bacon, so if you're lucky you'll get some of that at least. Only the jobholder, the worker, the income provider can decide who lives and who dies by starvation in his/her family. What am I to you, exactly? Your meal ticket? Get a job, you bum! I don't care if you just came out of the womb, I don't care if you're just an infant and I'm the parent whose supposedly responsible for your basic needs. Put some work boots on and head straight out that door and enter the workforce if you want to win bread like me, the breadwinner.