The Breadwinner

[Akar]

let us die TOGETHER

[Diamat]

It will be orgasmic.

[Akar]

Orgastic, as F. Scott Fitzgerald would say.

[Roma_Victrix]

On a question unrelated to bread and breadwinners, some people fart when they die, but can they also orgasm? Like in erotic asphyxiation and the do-it-to-yourself method: autoerotic asphyxiation? Breadwinners can afford to do that sort of thing safely and discreetly, but I've seen some rich breadwinners accidentally kill themselves from it, like David Carradine. RIP. Poor guy will be collecting his bread no more! That makes me sad. When you choke yourself so hard you no longer win the bread. Sigh.

[Diamat]

I heard of people who had heart attacks while they had an orgasm.

[Septentrionalis]

I've heard people die of heart attacks too while having an orgasm, and I must tell you that the sound is not as pleasant as one would think.

[King Athelstan]

I mean it'll be quite the shock

[Akar]

Is it proper etiquette to let the other person finish before they call the cops?

[Diamat]

Why would you call the cops?

[Akar]

You call the cops and say that you saw a pack of young minorities fleeing the area and you get away free*



*in america

[Roma_Victrix]

What a way to ruin a perfectly good orgasm by asphyxiation, to see paramedics and flashing lights and the blaring of sirens and rushing of the ambulance and presence of police officers. If I wanted to see a bunch of tall strong men looking authoritative in uniform I'd go and watch the Village People perform "YMCA", thank you very much!

[King Athelstan]

What if you do that at the same time?

[Akar]

That's Roma's American dream.