White Nationalism

[Roma_Victrix]

It's time, you guys. It's time that we addressed this horrible problem of white nationalism in our society. That's right, I'm talking about those unpatriotic Americans of wealth and means who sneer at the working class by wearing white all the time instead of ditching their care-free white summer vacation clothes after US Labor Day in September (and until US Memorial Day in May). For those of you who are unfamiliar with white nationalism and all of its insidious tenets to be avoided, you can learn all about it here in this wonderful article exposing their crass ideology:
Why Americans Don’t Wear White after Labor Day

People who are white nationalists are terrorists and they must be stopped. In fact, the FBI has recently classified them as domestic terrorists. As the article above rightfully mentions, these people include "Coco Chanel, Kim Kardashian and Michelle Obama, who have appeared in white in all seasons." That is a BRAZEN public display of white nationalism, the wearing of white all year round. We must put a stop to this madness and denounce this vile white nationalism once and for all.

[mishkin]

I am a bit confused, but YES

[Akar]

I wear white all year round because I can't possibly be expected to keep track of what time of the year or day it is when I'm getting dressed.

[Roma_Victrix]

I am a bit confused, but YES

This guy gets it!

Glad to see people from Spain realize the dangers of white nationalism and wearing the color white in their clothing throughout the year as well.

I wear white all year round because I can't possibly be expected to keep track of what time of the year or day it is when I'm getting dressed.

MONSTER! You're so blindingly white it's painful. If you had an ounce of shame you'd have at least a tiny amount of white guilt, the guilt from wearing white after Labor Day. But no! You'd rather stick your finger in the eye of the working class and flaunt your wealth while pretending that summer never ends. Well it does end, you caviar-eating Monopoly-guy-hat-wearing GHOUL. It ends in September. If you wear white after Labor Day you are hereby CANCELLED. We need to get this guy's TWC citizenship revoked over this. This is abominable and unforgivable.

[Slaytaninc]

If we start tolerating white nationalism we'll have to tolerate pink nationalism, and red nationalism and every other color nationalism we can think of.

[Diamat]

I wear turquoise.

[skh1]

Come now, is it not OK to be white? (… asking for a friend.)

[Aexodus]

But white is purity rite guys

[Roma_Victrix]

But white is purity rite guys

That's just German company Nivea being completely insensitive to American standards. I'm furious with them. Clearly they are white nationalists and don't give a damn about our cherished national holiday in September, the United States Labor Day! Therefore President Donald Trump should kick Germany out of NATO and label them a white nationalist terrorist organization, and then proceed to bomb them per the perennial American tradition set forth by WWI and WWII. At the very least anyone in the US wearing white between September and May should be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

If we start tolerating white nationalism we'll have to tolerate pink nationalism, and red nationalism and every other color nationalism we can think of.

Yes, but none of those are deeply offensive to my American sensibilities associated with Labor Day, so they get a temporary pass until I am informed of how they offend me in some other way that undermines or disgraces a time honored American holiday. If someone wears white after Labor Day that means they are evil villainous scum and they are a white nationalist who hates the working class while betraying everything Franklin Delano Roosevelt stood for. I won't have it!

I wear turquoise.

Wearing turquoise is fine every day of the year as far as I'm concerned. Wear it with white and we'll have problems. At the very least I would speak to your manager.

Come now, is it not OK to be white? (… asking for a friend.)

NOT AFTER LABOR DAY IN SEPTEMBER, YOU WHITE NATIONALIST! Get wrecked.

[Akar]

you caviar-eating Monopoly-guy-hat-wearing GHOUL

That would be a bannable personal insult if every word of it wasn't 100% true. Darn you to heck, Roma!

[Frunk]

President Donald Trump should kick Germany out of NATO

I wouldn't stop just there! He should kick Germany out of the U.S.A., too!

[Akar]

Send those Germans packing back to where they came from!

[Roma_Victrix]

That would be a bannable personal insult if every word of it wasn't 100% true. Darn you to heck, Roma!

You're barking up the wrong sycamore, you hobgoblin toilet plunger. You can go howl at the moon for all I care you yellow bellied mutton muncher!

I wouldn't stop just there! He should kick Germany out of the U.S.A., too!

Yeah! For too long Germany has lived rent free in the grand ole USA and it's about time we kicked those bums off the couch! Especially if they're just going to wear white after Labor Day like a bunch of white nationalists who think rubbing their lavish, leisurely lifestyle into the faces of the poor and working class is acceptable in these trying times.

[Knight of Heaven]

God.

[Akar]

Hey, that's Morgan Freeman!

[Roma_Victrix]

Hey, that's Morgan Freeman!

Hey, if he's wearing white after Memorial Day in May and before Labor Day in September, he's in the clear.

If he wears it after Labor Day and before Memorial Day, that means he's a white nationalist and he should be tracked by the FBI for domestic terrorist activities.

I don't make the rules folks. That's just the way it is. The choice is yours, Mr. Freeman.

[Akar]

Can someone check exactly what day that part of the movie was shot? We need to know once and for all if Morgan Freeman is free to wear white.