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Thread: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

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    Default Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar



    It is time for the Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice to reconvene for another case.

    The People v Akar [2020] TDKCJ 1

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you all know Akar. You no doubt believe he is a lovable scamp and rapscallion who tweaks the nose of authority and is a proud member of this sordid establishment known as the Thema Devia.
    You are WRONG! Akar is nothing but a pestilent worm who has infiltrated our ranks, and played us for fools, so that he can advance to the ranks of authority.
    We thought he was our friend, but now look at him!

    He is a censor!
    He cares about the exact wording of the Curia's constitution!
    He posts in the Ethos, Mores et Monastica, the VV and the Mudpit!

    He is no longer a Devian, he is only a deviant!

    We must execute the harshest sentence known to this court! We must remove his rep.




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    I wanted to vote yes, but after hearing your carefully crafted case and seeing its merits, I've decided that I cannot in good faith vote other than yes.

    Well and truly, how the turntables. From revolutionary to the embodiment of establishment in the blink of an eye. This, Devians, is why our institutions must not be abandoned, but instead obeyed and revered. This, friends, is why we need a strong leader, preferably one with a cool catchphrase and a penchant for waterboarding. Never again should we let ourselves get hoodwinked, bamboozled, hornswoggled like this by one pretending to be our own.
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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Remove his rep, then rip his arms and legs off, and rip his head off last, because I want him to see everything.

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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    I will have all of you banned, you just wait!

    Just wait!

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    HE HAS A GIANT HAIRY MOLE HANGING BY A THIN SKIN TAG, SO THIN IT COULD BE BLOWN OFF BY A BREEZE! BUT HIS INSIDIOUSNESS KEEPS IT HANGING PERPETUALLY AGAINST ALL ODDS LIKE A BOWLING BALL BY THE THINNEST YARN AS IT BOUNCES BACK AND FORTH!

    OOooohh!!! He deserves the worst!
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    Everyone who posts in this thread will be summarily executed when I come to power.

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    Hanging isn't enough. Nuke him.

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    That might actually be cool.

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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Every poll in the TD should have a "Who the hell cares?" option.
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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    It's always worth just writing that in.

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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Quote Originally Posted by Frunk View Post
    Every poll in the TD should have a "Who the hell cares?" option.
    Yeah, but noone would use it anyways. The obvious answer here is yes
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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Hanging isn't enough. Nuke him.
    I mean.. of even Diamat is posting I should probably too dignify this with a post. Obvious support is obviously obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    I will have all of you banned, you just wait!

    Just wait!
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    Everyone who posts in this thread will be summarily executed when I come to power.
    Someone with citizen powers pls refer him. Make him a pleb again
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    Throw bags of raw sewage at his feet.
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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Rep his head off, that'll teach him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settra View Post
    Throw bags of raw sewage at his feet.
    I might actually be into that
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    Rep his head off, that'll teach him.
    My only weakness, how could you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Hanging isn't enough. Nuke him.
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    That might actually be cool.
    Millions will die in this nuclear holocaust, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for them in order to scrub the world clean of Akar.

    For what would the world be like without Captain James T. Akar? Probably a lot better! For starters, it would encourage the retreat of satanism among you and your ilk. Unfortunately the present Kangaroo Court in session is without access to a nuclear arsenal or stockpile of suitable warheads.

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    Default Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    I'm willing to provide access to my personal stock of nuclear weapons to smooth things over.

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    Actually, let's wait a bit until Akar has a wife and children. I want them to watch him die.

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    Abstain.
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