The Babe Thread

**Akar** · May 12, 2020, 01:06 PM

Make me

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · May 12, 2020, 01:32 PM

Make you what? A sandwich?

**~~Pontifex Maximus~~** · May 12, 2020, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Lord Oda Nobunaga

"Politically Correct" and "Canada" are the same thing. It is an often withheld secret.

With Commisar Trudeau's gun ban, I don't think there's ever been a better time for a second American invasion of Canada. Of course, they can always rely on the time tested strategy of dying so horribly that our soldiers can't cope with the trauma and turn their guns on themselves...

**Akar** · May 12, 2020, 02:34 PM

Ahh yes, the Zapp Brannigan approach.

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · May 12, 2020, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Pontifex Maximus

With Commisar Trudeau's gun ban, I don't think there's ever been a better time for a second American invasion of Canada. Of course, they can always rely on the time tested strategy of dying so horribly that our soldiers can't cope with the trauma and turn their guns on themselves...

In all honesty I think that Canadians would rebel against you if you tried to give them guns. The insurgency against you would be so savage that Toronto would look like Fallujah.

**Akar** · May 13, 2020, 04:05 PM

They'd be racing to turn over their guns to the other side and surrender.

**~~Pontifex Maximus~~** · May 13, 2020, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Lord Oda Nobunaga

In all honesty I think that Canadians would rebel against you if you tried to give them guns. The insurgency against you would be so savage that Toronto would look like Fallujah.

"Early reports indicate the Canadian protesters were chanting 'Please don't' as members of the 3rd Infantry Division began to distribute AR-15s to civilians in a measure meant to deter school shooting."

**Ukiah** · May 14, 2020, 01:59 AM

I used to gaze at her when I was around seven...

**Akar** · May 14, 2020, 01:40 PM

So just the other day then?

**Septentrionalis** · May 15, 2020, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Pontifex Maximus

Of course, I forgot the technical term. Whomstsoever posts monoboob in future will receive my official reprimand, and one broken knee cap.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I posted a monoboob.

But check out these fun bags. I'd love a girl with a pair like that:

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**Akar** · May 15, 2020, 04:00 PM

I love a girl with big ol fun bags. Everyone knows that about me.

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · May 16, 2020, 01:55 PM

I didn't like Babe 2: Pig in the City. It just doesn't feel like a Babe movie at all. Don't pigs live on farms?

**Akar** · May 16, 2020, 04:25 PM

Isn't there like an implied understanding that babe gets turned into sausages at the end of the first one anyway?

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · May 16, 2020, 04:30 PM

Because of his good service to his slave owner, he is spared the dark fate of the meat hook. Instead he is made into a house pig. This then takes a dark philosophical turn because although Babe is spared the fate of other pigs, he sits idly by in comfort while all other pigs are being killed. Babe cannot withstand the nihilistic realization that he has made, and rather than live out the rest of his days in shame, he decides to embrace his proper fate and jumps into the sausage maker.