The Babe Thread

[Akar]

Someone has to keep things fresh.

[Turkafinwë]

Nothing is more romantic than a murder suicide. God I hope I love someone that much someday.

The suicide pact I've been waiting for.

[paleologos]

Do we have time for kondosouvli first?

[Akar]

If you're paying, I'm down for anything.

[paleologos]

Only if you try the heroic tzatziki as well.

[King Athelstan]

I do love a good tzatziki

[Akar]

I don't trust anything with that many "z"s in the name.

[HannibalExMachina]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

i just wanna point out, pandemics are considered Force Majeure.

[Akar]

You shan't escape your contractual obligations this easily, young man.

[Ukiah]

Rrr...




Oh! This isn't that type of thread! Sorry!

[Roma_Victrix]

Taylor Swift is kinda bland though, bro, like oregano for spices and mayonnaise for condiments.

[Akar]

Taylor Swift is less attractive than Kanye West.

[Ukiah]

Taylor Swift is kinda bland though, bro, like oregano for spices and mayonnaise for condiments.

She might be bland where you're at. But over here, she's like

gold for sprinkles and

truffle mushrooms for toppings.

[Akar]

Those better not be song lyrics

[Roma_Victrix]

If those are song lyrics then he somehow bypassed the censors with that steamy hot racy take.

I will only acknowledge Taylor Swift being attractive if she dresses up as a piggy girl, bends over, eats from the trough, oinks and begs daddy to make her a piggy tail, like a true babe the pig. Barring that, I'd swipe left on Tinder if she came up.

[Turkafinwë]

cause piggy's gonna oink, oink, oink

[Akar]

Pigs are an inherently erotic animal, I've always said so.

[King Athelstan]

If those are song lyrics then he somehow bypassed the censors with that steamy hot racy take.

I will only acknowledge Taylor Swift being attractive if she dresses up as a piggy girl, bends over, eats from the trough, oinks and begs daddy to make her a piggy tail, like a true babe the pig. Barring that, I'd swipe left on Tinder if she came up.

I mean, where do you rate Lady Gaga's meat dress then?

[Akar]

Well, I wouldn't wear it to a zoo...

[Roma_Victrix]

I mean, where do you rate Lady Gaga's meat dress then?

That's just superficial, though! It's more than just the outfit, it's the attitude too. She's gotta walk the walk, not just talk the talk. If she doesn't behave like a wild animal or feral child raised in the wilderness, or at the very least a domesticated barnyard animal then sorry, I'm just not interested.