Do we really need hospitals in the US? Welfare queens! I say let em crash.

**Commissar Caligula_** · March 23, 2020, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by King Athelstan

Hahaha who even needs hospitals? When grandma broke her leg, we shot her.

**King Athelstan** · March 23, 2020, 05:35 AM

See. Caligula gets it

**Turkafinwë** · March 23, 2020, 06:07 AM

It's just the natural life cycle displayed

**Slaytaninc** · March 23, 2020, 10:19 AM

If you get sick just yell Christ's name incredibly loudly. The virus will leave your body and enter your neighbors making *HIM* sick.

**Akar** · March 23, 2020, 11:29 AM

If it's a legitimate illness the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down, anyway.

**Turkafinwë** · March 23, 2020, 12:34 PM

My body just self-destructs and then takes a fortnight to regenerate a new one.

**Akar** · March 23, 2020, 12:45 PM

Rising from the ashes like a phoenix or like ISIS out of the ashes of Al-Qaeda in Iraq.

**Turkafinwë** · March 23, 2020, 01:35 PM

More like Voldemort emerging from that black pot in HP and the Goblet of Fire

**Akar** · March 23, 2020, 01:45 PM

It's a CAULDRON you fool

**Turkafinwë** · March 23, 2020, 02:28 PM

pot, kettle, cauldron, same thing

**King Athelstan** · March 23, 2020, 02:38 PM

At least we know Turk isn't a witch now

**Akar** · March 23, 2020, 02:47 PM

That's what a witch would say!

**Turkafinwë** · March 23, 2020, 02:48 PM

**King Athelstan** · March 23, 2020, 02:53 PM

Which one is a witch though?

**Roma_Victrix** · March 23, 2020, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Turkafinwë

pot, kettle, cauldron, same thing

Talk about the pot calling the kettle a cauldron! Be forewarned: your illicit wizardry and cretinous sorcery shall not go unnoticed.

This man is undoubtedly working for one of these welfare queen hospitals too, I bet, along with all the other witch doctors!

**Kyriakos** · March 23, 2020, 08:52 PM

Double, double, toil and trouble,
fire burn and cauldron bubble.

If your immune system isn't working, it's time to go, no need to be a burden on others.

**Turkafinwë** · March 24, 2020, 03:58 AM

Athelstan already established I am not a witch. I wouldn't know sorcery if it was painted on a broom and I flew on it (it is handy for social distancing though).

**Commissar Caligula_** · March 24, 2020, 06:15 AM

There's an easy way to test if Turkafinwe is a witch...

**Turkafinwë** · March 24, 2020, 06:33 AM

kväck kväck

**King Athelstan** · March 24, 2020, 07:40 AM

I propose we test Turk according the the laws of King Arthur, king of the Britons

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