Do we really need hospitals in the US? Welfare queens! I say let em crash.

[Roma_Victrix]

Oh, boo-hoo! Cry me a river, welfare queens! Maybe hospitals should have thought about this and saved up enough pennies for a rainy day. Instead they're just lazy lowlifes looking for a handout from decent honest hardworking Americans who live in gated communities. Why can't hospitals just ask for a loan from their parents? Better yet, hospitals should get a better job, or find a second job on weekends, or just go back to school for a better degree so they can earn more money. That way they can afford more ventilators, ICU beds, sterilized medical masks, and supporting staff. It's time to let hospitals fail and close down, so that they can become homeless, gain some character and learn some humility for once. Otherwise they will never learn how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Hospitals warn of shortages, closures without emergency aid


Here's a story from back in February, showing that the bums couldn't even operate a business back then either: Why US hospitals are closing

The only industries or institutions that need bailouts are banks, airline companies, and cruise lines that offer luxurious travel for people with enough money to qualify as actual humans, not these creatures who suck on Uncle Sam's teat! Those people are socialists! Executives, on the other hand, must be compensated and treated with dignity and class, because their prosperity means they are good, deserving people by default as ordained by divine providence. If you die from Coronavirus, that just means you were a sinner and if your hospital crumbles, that just means you weren't smart enough to earn more money.

I know! I know, you're probably thinking I'm not being harsh enough with these big fat losers, these hospitals, but maybe this sugar-coated explanation is enough to convince them that they should do what I tell them. In the meantime hospitals should just move back in with their parents for a while and start some real introspection about how they've been led astray by commie hippies and such.

[King Athelstan]

Hahaha who even needs hospitals? When grandma broke her leg, we shot her.

[Akar]

I think your grandma and my childhood dog may have been the same person

[King Athelstan]

That would explain a lot

[Roma_Victrix]

Hahaha who even needs hospitals? When grandma broke her leg, we shot her.

Good job! Two bullets are a lot cheaper than a visit to the emergency room and quite frankly if grandma wasn't willing to at least co-pay her bills for 20% of the cost with supplemental private insurance combined with her sugar daddy called Medicare, then she very well deserved some buckshot in her brain. It's just a shame both my grandmothers died before I could shoot them too, instead of allowing them to seek medical care. Sigh! Some people like you are just lucky.

I think your grandma and my childhood dog may have been the same person

Pets like dogs are nothing but grifters and lowlifes who refuse to get jobs and therefore they should be shot and their relatives should pay for the cost of ammunition and burials.

[Slaytaninc]

Medicine is the disease and hospitals are the virus.

[Kyriakos]

I've been saying for years that hospitals are a huge scheme involving aliens who devour part of the sick - cause to them human sickness is like a sauce.
Burn them all, I say.

[Roma_Victrix]

I've been saying for years that hospitals are a huge scheme involving aliens who devour part of the sick - cause to them human sickness is like a sauce.
Burn them all, I say.

FINALLY! Someone gets it! These hospitals are no good, people, they gotta go and we're all better off if they get replaced by something else like a pawn shop or a golf course.

Also, I'm fairly certain the Slovenian academic Slavoj Zizek is one of these alien creatures, growing more powerful thanks to these hospitals as a breeding ground for such spawn. Just the other day I had to fire a warning shot with a rifle to scare him off my property after he led a band of raccoons to rifle through my garbage. I'm not sure how he got the raccoons to follow him as their leader but he's foaming at the mouth and very rabid, definitely the behavior of an extraterrestrial than some human being.

[Turkafinwë]

Yeah, just don't get sick forehead. It's that easy. You can't get sick if you don't want to. You do know you can't get sick without your consent, right. I never get sick because I stubbornly refuse to get sick. Those that get an infection of any kind are just weak and deserve to be released from this mortal coil. Shut down these harbors of lies and deceit, immediately, they are useless anyway.

[Kyriakos]

Nerd has no hospital, and gets sick. Nerd builds hospital, but still gets sick. It's obvious, really.

[King Athelstan]

Sickness is a choice

[Cookiegod]

I say we keep the abortion clinics but convert them into homosexuality treatment centers.

[Akar]

If it's a legitimate sickness the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

[Roma_Victrix]

Exactly! I don't understand why people can't just stand their ground against Coronavirus and shoot it on sight. My body is a temple and it's not allowed inside! It's as simple as that! If Coronavirus tries to get inside my body then I'll just give it an eviction notice. Plus, I'm a sovereign citizen and Coronavirus has no right to violate my personal space.

[King Athelstan]

You are most likely already infected, so might as well go down the aforementioned path.

[Akar]

My body is a temple and jesus shall toss out Corona like he did with the lepers and the poors.

[Kyriakos]

Reminds me of the interwar german health system:



"It's your money too, fellow german".

[Roma_Victrix]

Hospitals are essentially Nazi fascist organizations, as Kyriakos indicates here, and doctors are basically card-carrying members of the SS.

You are most likely already infected, so might as well go down the aforementioned path.

Exactly! I need to either pull myself up by my bootstraps or take myself back behind the woodshed to fire a few slugs into my own brain and put myself down for being foolish enough to come down with an ailment. Better than going to one of these failing hippie orgy party lowlife hospitals!

My body is a temple and jesus shall toss out Corona like he did with the lepers and the poors.

Damn straight, and Jesus was aided by the moneylenders who gave him a hand tossing out the classless ruffians to clear space for more honest working Jews that paid taxes, acknowledged the divine status of the Roman emperor, and obeyed the laws of the Senate and People of Rome (SPQR, baby).

[Cookiegod]

My body is a temple and jesus shall toss out Corona like he did with the lepers and the poors.

How and why did you have lepers in your body?!

[swabian]

More pleasure for lepers i say! Alright, i have mumbled too loudly. Just ignore.