Oh, boo-hoo! Cry me a river, welfare queens! Maybe hospitals should have thought about this and saved up enough pennies for a rainy day. Instead they're just lazy lowlifes looking for a handout from decent honest hardworking Americans who live in gated communities. Why can't hospitals just ask for a loan from their parents? Better yet, hospitals should get a better job, or find a second job on weekends, or just go back to school for a better degree so they can earn more money. That way they can afford more ventilators, ICU beds, sterilized medical masks, and supporting staff. It's time to let hospitals fail and close down, so that they can become homeless, gain some character and learn some humility for once. Otherwise they will never learn how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Hospitals warn of shortages, closures without emergency aid
Here's a story from back in February, showing that the bums couldn't even operate a business back then either: Why US hospitals are closing
The only industries or institutions that need bailouts are banks, airline companies, and cruise lines that offer luxurious travel for people with enough money to qualify as actual humans, not these creatures who suck on Uncle Sam's teat! Those people are socialists! Executives, on the other hand, must be compensated and treated with dignity and class, because their prosperity means they are good, deserving people by default as ordained by divine providence. If you die from Coronavirus, that just means you were a sinner and if your hospital crumbles, that just means you weren't smart enough to earn more money.
I know! I know, you're probably thinking I'm not being harsh enough with these big fat losers, these hospitals, but maybe this sugar-coated explanation is enough to convince them that they should do what I tell them. In the meantime hospitals should just move back in with their parents for a while and start some real introspection about how they've been led astray by commie hippies and such.