Does your mom have cancer and got fired from her job for being a lazy chemotherapy sleepyhead who couldn't make it to work on time, so now she doesn't have health insurance anymore from her employer (situation applicable only to USA)?
Well then just be a warrior, not a worrier, you guys! It's like, very simple. You're just like...dumb or something if you don't get it, K? Thanks.
In this thread you're the student and I'm the teacher, so why don't you go ahead and take all the seats. You're gonna learn how to get fit, get motivated, diet and exercise, make investments, buy supplements, use marketplace Crypto, how to jazzercize, how to live your best life like Kim Kardashian, and learn about the importance of reconnecting with your roots, so that you can tell us the ancestory of your ancestry. Your ancestors from that side of the family that makes you 1/50th Cherokee Native American would be proud if they could see you now!
Haters and incels can go right ahead and leave this thread if they aren't fresh enough to catch these vibes but instead are trash enough to catch these hands.
The only people who are allowed in this thread are the ones who are my spirit animals that relate to this on a spiritual level with me:
Have you found your wave yet?
And like, OMG, if like one more of you calls me smug or glib I'm totally going to bust a tit and get aggro on you worse than when that Starbucks got my order wrong and made we wait an extra two minutes to fix my frappe.