Big Toilet Paper and Coronavirus

[AqD]

Washing butthole isn't clean enough. It's still dirty deep down.

Our hygiene standard cannot be comprehended by the descendants of brainless and naked dinosaurs who piss and everywhere.

[Akar]

That's what the bleach enema is for

[Cookiegod]

Whatever they do is beneath me.

[Akar]

is that a poop joke

[Cookiegod]

As we Brits like to say: "Shite happens"

[AqD]

is that a poop joke

That's no joke if you give it a try.

As we Brits like to say: "Shite happens"

You're a Dane yesterday!

[Akar]

Cookie is whatever nationality he chooses to identify in that given day. He's truly a globalist.

[Cookiegod]

Well the censor is American

[Flinn]

I don't understand the human need for toilet paper. It makes the mess worse than it is. Everything starts caking and dry poop particles will remain. Just wash yourselves, filthy humans.

this, I don't even know what toilet paper is, we use this in civilized countries

[Akar]

Ahh yes, the toilet/sink/water fountain. Truly a wonderful invention.

[La♔De♔Da♔Brigadier Graham]

Describing toilet habits and "produce thereof,is quite obscene, you have been warned!

[z3n]

Let's back it up for a second, is this the only time this horrible charade has played out?

[the new username]

I still haven't stopped coughing since two days ago.

[Akar]

Welcome back!


p.s dont cough on me

[the new username]

Thanks I suppose. don't worry I don't have corona or something, the worst I can get is haemorrids if I keeping coughing like this for more days. Not very nice

[King Athelstan]

I mean to be fair we all know that Diamat is sponsored by some obscene bidet producer

[Akar]

Thanks I suppose. don't worry I don't have corona or something, the worst I can get is haemorrids if I keeping coughing like this for more days. Not very nice

Well don't give me any of those either, buddy.

I mean to be fair we all know that Diamat is sponsored by some obscene bidet producer

They should make a bidet that attaches to the wall that shoots out drinkable water.

[Roma_Victrix]

Breaking character for a moment just to note that the world is going to hell in a hand basket really fast, while Italy is under total lock down, the USA is currently having a debate about whether everyone should be insured or not with universal healthcare coverage, or if millions of people during an epidemic should continue not having health insurance, whether it's private or public. Also, no paid sick leave, unlike every other developed nation. It's madness and the USA will get wrecked harder than other countries who are prepared for this. The NBA, which just cancelled their entire 2020 season, seems more realistic and prepared for dealing with it than the current administration.

I guess now is a good time for those who usually hate my beloved country to start gloating about it.

[Akar]

You should probably start using that loincloth as a mask at this point.

[Flinn]

You should probably start using that loincloth as a mask at this point.

I'm sure the smell would be awesome