Breaking News

[Cookiegod]

This just in from our most trusted news network

[Akar]

FAKE NEWS

[Flinn]

mmm I love the taste of fresh cookies in the morning

[Cookiegod]

Cox News Network is the only mainstream news that I trust. It tells me everything I want to hear.

[Akar]

It might not always tell me what I want to know, but it's always right.

[King Athelstan]

Why's he a sellout now?

[Akar]

Something to do with me being an oil baron now.

[King Athelstan]

Don't you need oil to be an oil baron?

[Akar]

Dont you need to shut up to shut up

[Cookiegod]

Flinn uses oil as lube

[Akar]

I always figured him a blood type of guy.

[Cookiegod]

I always figured him a blood type of guy.

here is your new avatar then

[Roma_Victrix]

I think the main takeaway from this news story isn't that Akar sold out, but that Silvio Berlusconi (aka Flinn) is about three to four feet (1 meter) taller than our beloved Akar.

Flinn wasn't kidding about the whole alpha saint thing! Look how tiny Akar is in comparison. Flinn could basically dick-smack him and break his skull in the process. What a mensch!

[Akar]

I'm a small man but I wield a substantial amount of political influence

[Cookiegod]

I think the main takeaway from this news story isn't that Akar sold out, but that Silvio Berlusconi (aka Flinn) is about three to four feet (1 meter) taller than our beloved Akar.

Flinn wasn't kidding about the whole alpha saint thing! Look how tiny Akar is in comparison. Flinn could basically dick-smack him and break his skull in the process. What a mensch!

Are you confident in your dick-measuring abilities?

[Akar]

He has the highest quality electron scanning equipment. If anyone can do it he can.

[Flinn]

Flinn uses oil as lube

and on salad

I always figured him a blood type of guy.

myboy, he knows me

[Cookiegod]

He has the highest quality electron scanning equipment. If anyone can do it he can.

myboy, he knows me

he does indeed.

[Flinn]

he does indeed.

[Roma_Victrix]

He has the highest quality electron scanning equipment. If anyone can do it he can.

If there's a dick to be measured on the microscopic scale, Roma_Victrix is on the case and has the tools and the talent to bring about the desired results and numbers fixing to impress the ladies and fool them into a date before the big disappointment. But once you've bought them dinner and they've agreed to have a drink at your pace, it's too late! They've already committed and there's no backing down once the trousers drop. I mean, what are they going to do? Say no to an oil baron or the man famous for bunga bunga?