The Valentine thread

[Flinn]

2020-02-14

Use this thread to declare the secret love you have here at TWC, I'll start..

Akar, my love, I can't hide anymore what I feel for you.. so just come here and kiss me, lass

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[Roma_Victrix]

For this Valentine's Day, I want to express my gushing, throbbing, unmitigated love for war crimes.

Geneva Conventions be damned! Give me my goddamn flamethrower already!

[Flinn]

Geneva Conventions be damned! Give me my goddamn flamethrower already!

I can second that, flamethrower is too good to simply ban it.. the Devil could but only introduce it in Hell, the first time he saw it

[Cookiegod]

Akar, my love, I can't hide anymore what I feel for you.. so just come here and kiss me, lass

I knew it!!!!!

[Flinn]

You knew Akar is a lass?

[Cookiegod]

that you're into underage bois

[Akar]

I'm actually three underage boys in a trench coat but our combined ages make us legal.

[Roma_Victrix]

I can second that, flamethrower is too good to simply ban it.. the Devil could but only introduce it in Hell, the first time he saw it

I bet that Satan is able to shoot fire from his fingernails like bursts of flame from a flamethrower. That would be so awesome.

I'm actually three underage boys in a trench coat but our combined ages make us legal.

Seems like the film Little Rascals just took a dark turn.

[Akar]

Maybe I'll finally go see it

[King Athelstan]

But Flinn! You're family now! You're his second cousin once removed if I've read the relationship chart correctly

[Akar]

Wait so it's not incest or it is incest? Just clear that bit up for me and I'll be good.

[King Athelstan]

Yes.

[Akar]

Thank god, I can finally rest easy.

[Flinn]

But Flinn! You're family now! You're his second cousin once removed if I've read the relationship chart correctly

that's why it makes me so horny

[King Athelstan]

Yes officer, this comment right here

[Akar]

Incest is only illegal if the perpetrators are ugly.