The Conspiracy Thread - Random Generator @ OP

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RANDOM CONSPIRACY GENERATOR

How to make your own right-wing conspiracy theory:

Roll 1d10
1: Nancy Pelosi
2: George Soros
3: Barack Obama
4: Hillary Clinton
5: Hugo Chavez
6: Hunter Biden
7: Kamala Harris
8: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
9: Joe Biden
10: Pick any Hollywood celebrity who has ever expressed a liberal opinion or criticized Trump

and

Roll 1d10
1: Antifa
2: BLM
3: China
4: The deep state
5: Illegal Immigrants
6: Black people
7: LGTBQ people
8: Jews
9: Jews (refer to them as "Globalists")
10: Your choice of any group you dislike

are using

Roll 1d5-2, min 1, then roll that many d20, rerolling duplicates
1: Dominion voting machines
2: Illegal ballots
3: Socialism
4: Islam
5: Chemtrails
6: Feminism
7: Public education
8: Fake news
9: Vaccines
10: Witchcraft
11: 5G
12: Wind turbines
13: False flag terrorist attacks
14: Fake school schootings
15: Crisis actors
16: Fake birth certificates
17: The Covid hoax
18: The climate hoax
19: Elite pedophile rings
20: Totally open boarders

to

Roll 1d12
1: Steal the election
2: Take our guns
3: Destroy the white race
4: Turn America Communist
5: Destroy Christianity
6: Force our children to be gay
7: Deny me the sex women clearly owe me
8: Take over the world
9: Eat the flesh of children to become immortal
10: Annoy me
11: Place America under Sharia
12: Make everyone think I'm crazy

George Soros and China are using elite pedophile rings and public education to make everyone think I'm crazy! It's the truth I tells ya!

Show me how bad you are.. do your worst

I'll start

Coronavirus is a creation of the US intelligence; Trump asked for a tool to destroy the Chinese economy since he hates that little puny Chinese president.. and there you are! All the word is now afraid of China and Chinese economy is already collapsing (well, sort of).