The Conspiracy Thread - Random Generator @ OP

[ggggtotalwarrior]

My conspiracy is that the world is actually inside a snowglobe on top of the shell of a mystical flying turtle named Jabari riding the soundwaves of life at a Phish concert in the West African rain forest which is evidenced by the fact that the moon has a face in it which is actually the NSA looking down at us trying to keep us from figuring out the truth by projecting lights from the surface of the earth into the sky to look like stars.

[Roma_Victrix]

My conspiracy theory is that ggggtotalwarrior is Q-Anon and he just moonlights on the TWC forum to give us false messages while keeping the real truths unrevealed to us.

[Akar]

I'm F-anon.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

You’re not wrong Roma, you’re not wrong.

[Roma_Victrix]

Well great, now I don't know what to think, as this could be classic misdirection or a sudden dropping of the mask in a rare, refreshingly genuine and honest statement. Touche. Well played, sir. Well played.

[Akar]

I prefer to substitute "douche" whenever I read "touche" and the message seems to always work out the same.

[Roma_Victrix]

I prefer to substitute "akar" whenever I read "premier medical authority" and the message seems to always work out the same.

[Akar]

In many cultures those two things have become synonyms

[Flinn]

erm ...

[Akar]

Whoaaaaa maaaaan. Trippppyyyyyy.

[Flinn]

Time will tell... who'll live, will see.

no proverb was more apt that this one

[Flinn]

Spoiler for the worst has yet to come: 

[Flinn]

he really does

[Flinn]

[Akar]

Just like my "welcome to 2020" thread.

[Pontifex Maximus]

Joe Rogan has radicalized me into believing aliens exist.

I won't tell you how Alex Jones has changed the way I think, TWC isn't ready for that yet. It involved homosexual amphibians, that's all I'll say.

[Sir Adrian]

I highly recommend the Chilluminati Podcast, most of it is tongue in cheek but the MK-Ultra episodes were extremely heavy duty.

[Coughdrop addict]

Its spooky he nailed it. Maybe he's actually a Breitbart insider dropping the dime on how Bannon the Hutt actually generates Fake News...

Here's an updated version:

How to make your own right-wing conspiracy theory:

Roll 1d10
1: Nancy Pelosi
2: George Soros
3: Barack Obama
4: Hillary Clinton
5: Hugo Chavez
6: Hunter Biden
7: Kamala Harris
8: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
9: Joe Biden
10: Pick any Hollywood celebrity who has ever expressed a liberal opinion or criticized Trump

and

Roll 1d10
1: Antifa
2: BLM
3: China
4: The deep state
5: Illegal Immigrants
6: Black people
7: LGTBQ people
8: Jews
9: Jews (refer to them as "Globalists")
10: Your choice of any group you dislike

are using

Roll 1d5-2, min 1, then roll that many d20, rerolling duplicates
1: Dominion voting machines
2: Illegal ballots
3: Socialism
4: Islam
5: Chemtrails
6: Feminism
7: Public education
8: Fake news
9: Vaccines
10: Witchcraft
11: 5G
12: Wind turbines
13: False flag terrorist attacks
14: Fake school schootings
15: Crisis actors
16: Fake birth certificates
17: The Covid hoax
18: The climate hoax
19: Elite pedophile rings
20: Totally open boarders

to

Roll 1d12
1: Steal the election
2: Take our guns
3: Destroy the white race
4: Turn America Communist
5: Destroy Christianity
6: Force our children to be gay
7: Deny me the sex women clearly owe me
8: Take over the world
9: Eat the flesh of children to become immortal
10: Annoy me
11: Place America under Sharia
12: Make everyone think I'm crazy

George Soros and China are using elite pedophile rings and public education to make everyone think I'm crazy! It's the truth I tells ya!

[Flinn]

Russian vaccine is the best vaccine!

[Sir Adrian]