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    Quote Originally Posted by Coughdrop addict View Post

    How to make your own right-wing conspiracy theory:

    Roll 1d10
    1: Nancy Pelosi
    2: George Soros
    3: Barack Obama
    4: Hillary Clinton
    5: Hugo Chavez
    6: Hunter Biden
    7: Kamala Harris
    8: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    9: Joe Biden
    10: Pick any Hollywood celebrity who has ever expressed a liberal opinion or criticized Trump

    and

    Roll 1d10
    1: Antifa
    2: BLM
    3: China
    4: The deep state
    5: Illegal Immigrants
    6: Black people
    7: LGTBQ people
    8: Jews
    9: Jews (refer to them as "Globalists")
    10: Your choice of any group you dislike

    are using

    Roll 1d5-2, min 1, then roll that many d20, rerolling duplicates
    1: Dominion voting machines
    2: Illegal ballots
    3: Socialism
    4: Islam
    5: Chemtrails
    6: Feminism
    7: Public education
    8: Fake news
    9: Vaccines
    10: Witchcraft
    11: 5G
    12: Wind turbines
    13: False flag terrorist attacks
    14: Fake school schootings
    15: Crisis actors
    16: Fake birth certificates
    17: The Covid hoax
    18: The climate hoax
    19: Elite pedophile rings
    20: Totally open boarders

    to

    Roll 1d12
    1: Steal the election
    2: Take our guns
    3: Destroy the white race
    4: Turn America Communist
    5: Destroy Christianity
    6: Force our children to be gay
    7: Deny me the sex women clearly owe me
    8: Take over the world
    9: Eat the flesh of children to become immortal
    10: Annoy me
    11: Place America under Sharia
    12: Make everyone think I'm crazy

    George Soros and China are using elite pedophile rings and public education to make everyone think I'm crazy! It's the truth I tells ya!



    Show me how bad you are.. do your worst

    I'll start

    Coronavirus is a creation of the US intelligence; Trump asked for a tool to destroy the Chinese economy since he hates that little puny Chinese president.. and there you are! All the word is now afraid of China and Chinese economy is already collapsing (well, sort of).
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    Default Re: The Conspiracy Thread

    Wait, if I can prove that one of these conspiracies is true do I get a point in the total guess competition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post
    I'll start

    Coronavirus is a creation of the US intelligence; Trump asked for a tool to destroy the Chinese economy since he hates that little puny Chinese president.. and there you are! All the word is now afraid of China and Chinese economy is already collapsing (well, sort of).
    Are you meant to be inventing your own conspiracies? Because I think Russian TV got there first with that one.
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    Default Re: The Conspiracy Thread

    Flinn is Akar's alt

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    False!

    Flinn is a figment of your imagination, but he was planted there in your memories during a traumatic brainwashing and mental reprogramming conducted by the CIA over the course of a year, under pain of electro-shock therapy and sleep deprivation tactics in the deep dark cavernous underbelly of the George Bush Center for Intelligence in Langley, Virginia. Flinn is a fully detailed persona with a flowery Italian identity possessing totally fluent Italian language skills as concocted by psychologists working on behalf of the CIA.

    Italians are considered artful, charming and harmless aside from being chasers of women who drive like maniacs, so an Italian identity was chosen over a more suspicious or menacing German or villainous Russian cultural background for the memory plant.

    In reality, Akar's seemingly psychological projection of Flinn is merely a memory planted into his psyche by the same clandestine program carried out by the Central Intelligence Agency, in order to gather intelligence on foreign white nationalist sleeper cells who operate in the Mudpit as well as foreign Islamic extremists who operate in the foreign language chatroom of Thema Devia.

    Also, this entire post you just read was a figment of your imagination and everything you just read was merely imagined by you and unseen by everyone else.

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    Nah, not true.

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    On that note, Akar is both a white nationalist Neo-Nazi sleeper cell and an Islamic salafist terrorist sleeper cell. It just depends on which faction wakes him up first from his operational slumber.

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    Being a triple agent is called a hat trick. Or, in the Arab world, a turban trick.

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    The first splintering of Akar has already taken place. A portion of the Microkars make up more than half of the TWC active userbase. This is how he won the funniest member award, instead of me, the clearly superior candidate

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    Obviously the Micro-Akars are a real threat right now but just wait until the Macro-Akars start popping up.

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    Disclaimer: This is a pretty wild conspiracy-theory that I in no way endorse or approve of. However, various media, whose reputation and objectivity are dubious, of course, insist so much on mentioning it, that I think it will be useful for members more knowledgeable than me to address the arguments of the conspiracy-theorists.

    So, rather unsurprisingly, the said theory concerns the former president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. Summarily put, it claims that Barack Hussein Obama was not born in the place we all know about, but instead that he's a native of the Hawaii archipelago. They even expand upon this to suggest that Barack Hussein Obama is not a Muslim fundamentalist, as his name, appearance and Kenyan nationality prove, and that his intention was not necessarily to overthrow the principles of the American Republic, as established by our Founding Father, Jefferson Davis.

    Now, most of these stories are propagated by nefarious institutions, which promote the same agenda as Barack Hussein Obama did, namely the imposition of a Communist Caliphate of Cosmopolitanism (CCC for short), so their views are suspicious by default. However, I see these news circulating in every corner of the Internet, so I began to worry a bit. After all, fake news almost tipped the balance in the previous elections, granting, together with tampering and Sweden hacking, Hillary Fatima Clinton a popular victory she not even remotely deserved. I believe it is the moral duty of every good patriot to work hard and ceaselessly, until the truth is restored and the foundations of our Christian America are no longer threatened by foreign interference.

    Thank you cordially and in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by makanyane View Post
    Are you meant to be inventing your own conspiracies? Because I think Russian TV got there first with that one.
    whatever

    (lol, I must be in telepathic contact with someone in Russia I think, it's like the 3rd time that a silly idea came to my mind and that I then found that someone in Russia already said that )

    @Abdul, now, that's the spirit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Obviously the Micro-Akars are a real threat right now but just wait until the Macro-Akars start popping up.
    I saw the cheese thread. I don't expect that to happen anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdülmecid I View Post
    So, rather unsurprisingly, the said theory concerns the former president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. Summarily put, it claims that Barack Hussein Obama was not born in the place we all know about, but instead that he's a native of the Hawaii archipelago. They even expand upon this to suggest that Barack Hussein Obama is not a Muslim fundamentalist, as his name, appearance and Kenyan nationality prove, and that his intention was not necessarily to overthrow the principles of the American Republic, as established by our Founding Father, Jefferson Davis.
    It goes way deeper than that my friend. Barack Obama isn't actually genetically African or European at all, he is 100% indigenous Hawaiian and secretly part of the former royal family before their deposition and the annexation of the isles by the United States government. If not for US imperialism and colonialism, Barack Obama could have been king, the King of Hawaii. I guess that becoming president of the United States was a big consolation prize for the robbing of his rightful title as heir to a fallen throne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    I saw the cheese thread. I don't expect that to happen anytime soon.
    How dare you?

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    Default Re: The Conspiracy Thread

    11/9 and asbestos

    I just watched a video about a nice theory regarding excessive costs of removal of asbestos and 11/9 .. sadly the video it's in Italian and I can't seem to be able to find anything in English

    Does anyone have a better insight on this?
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    I think we have no choice but to assume it's true.

    I do take issue with your use of "11/9" though.

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    2001/09/11 better now?

    so it's true eh.. does anyone know how many people have died because of the consequences of the exposure to asbestos dust after 11/9?
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    They're still dying to this day, sadly. I think most people in NY at the time got some effect from it.

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    Global jihadist movement is meant to identify and eradicate all would-be soldiers and resistance against the alien invasion to come (or terminators )!

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