I have ascended.

**Ferdiad** · February 14, 2020, 05:52 PM

i've tried several times and nothing has worked.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 14, 2020, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Akar

If you burn yourself alive there's a chance you can appear on a rage against the machine album cover

Alternatively, you could just wear an orange cape and a muscled shirt with a big letter "E" emblazoned on the front.

BREAKING NEWS: major update here on Akar's ascension. President of the French Republic Emmanuel Macron is INFURIATED with the latest announcement by the EU that Akar has been anointed as the new Duke of Burgundy, reviving the duchy hundreds of years after it was absorbed by France and dissolved in 1477-1482. Stay tuned for more updates, hit the subscribe button and make sure to hit the bell button for notification of new videos about this topic.

**Ferdiad** · February 14, 2020, 05:56 PM

I've hit the button where's my updates.

**Akar** · February 14, 2020, 06:12 PM

hey guys just wanted to let you know that as the new duke of burgundy i will be ruling tyrannically but fairly.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 14, 2020, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Ferdiad

I've hit the button where's my updates.

Silly rabbit, updates are for humans.

Originally Posted by Akar

hey guys just wanted to let you know that as the new duke of burgundy i will be ruling tyrannically but fairly.

May the unwilling people of eastern France cower before your might, divine right, and throbbing royal member once they see you bestride the balcony in your majestic robes of supremely august dignity and grace. Is he not merciful?

**Akar** · February 14, 2020, 08:30 PM

I shall claim the right of prima nocta against every man on his wedding night.

**Cookiegod** · February 15, 2020, 02:18 AM

Good idea, and I shall "console" the women while you're at it.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 15, 2020, 05:02 AM

If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out. That should fetch just the type of Akar fanatics we want in eastern France, or should I say Burgundy, taxes or no taxes!

**Akar** · February 18, 2020, 05:33 AM

thats what i said about all the cats in my yard but now i just have a bunch of half-man half-cat hybrids walking around my yard killing birds and complaining about inheritances.