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    Default I have ascended.

    I have ascended to my rightful position at my Father's right hand. Gifts are expected and encouraged but not necessary. For gift ideas consider the traditional gold, frankincense, myrrh, and rep as was given to the baby Jesus in the Bible.

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    Spoken like a true TWC citizen. Amen.

    I brought a gift, but I don't think you're gonna like it: a big brown beaver that Primus happened to catch outside. It's the best I could do in such short notice.


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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    Primus sucks.

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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Primus sucks.
    Primus totally sucks, agreed! That's why I had to see them live.

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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    From here on out, you can only descend.

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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    From here on out, you can only descend.
    Unless he's ready to bargain his soul for something else..

    Akar, every medal, every single rep point you'll get, it's a piece of your soul that you have to switch in exchange... man, it's really worth it, believe me
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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    I brought you a gift too! You'd love this one
    It wouldn't happen to be your present user signature, would it? If so allow me to be the first! Gotta drain the ole sea snake right now anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post
    Unless he's ready to bargain his soul for something else..

    Akar, every medal, every single rep point you'll get, it's a piece of your soul that you have to switch in exchange... man, it's really worth it, believe me
    Indeed. We serve a higher lord now.

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    Is that supposed to be Akar? Are you implying he shall replace the current head of China?

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    Good lad, I expect great things from you.
    Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    I'll split my soul into 69 horcruxes. Voldemort don't got nothing on me

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    I have nothing to say but it's important people know my sigs

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    A picture speaks a thousand words and your signature speaks far too many.

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    Congratulations!
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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    It is you who should be congratulated for being in my presence.

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    Akar is now Embedocles of Akragas, and will fall into the mouth of the volcano Aetna in his native greek Sicily, to ascend to the skies as a god.
    Λέων μεν ὄνυξι κρατεῖ, κέρασι δε βούς, ἄνθρωπος δε νῷι
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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    So it shall be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    I have ascended to my rightful position at my Father's right hand. Gifts are expected and encouraged but not necessary. For gift ideas consider the traditional gold, frankincense, myrrh, and rep as was given to the baby Jesus in the Bible.
    I hear you've just received your red badge. For a monthly payment in rep points I will make sure nothing will happen to that badge. There are rumours about disappearing badges from time to time. Just make sure to pay what you owe and you'll have nothing to worry about.

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    Well I certainly wouldn't want to risk anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyriakos View Post
    Akar is now Embedocles of Akragas, and will fall into the mouth of the volcano Aetna in his native greek Sicily, to ascend to the skies as a god.
    I'll make sure of being there with my camera, everybody deserves to see him burn.. just saying eh

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximinus Thrax View Post
    I hear you've just received your red badge. For a monthly payment in rep points I will make sure nothing will happen to that badge. There are rumours about disappearing badges from time to time. Just make sure to pay what you owe and you'll have nothing to worry about.
    Zio!
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    Default Re: I have ascended.

    If you burn yourself alive there's a chance you can appear on a rage against the machine album cover

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