Akar and Cookiegod are no longer allowed to stage dive

[Roma_Victrix]

Akar and Cookiegod are hereby BANNED from coming on stage, for Power Trip or any other crossover thrash metal/hardcore band that comes to town. I know we let people under 21 into this venue, Thema Devia Ballroom and Lounge, but they are both incredibly too young to be getting on stage and stage diving like this into a mosh pit with guys who are twice their size. I'm the bouncer, you better respect that. If I catch either of you doing that again I'm going to throw you out, you won't get refunded, and you won't be allowed back into Thema Devia. Do that again and we'll be forced to call your parents too. I'll catch you both with the fishing net and haul both you underage knuckleheads straight to the front door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyNnleNxDIE
WARNING: ToS violations below in video, foul language by lead singer (how incredibly naughty), but that's about it:

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[Akar]

Be careful you don't break a hip falling off your soap box, old man.

[Aexodus]

Kid’s these days... no responsibility whatsoever.

[Akar]

I refuse to be held civilly, financially, criminally, or morally responsible for any of my own actions.

[Cookiegod]

That's ok. I blame my actions on you.

[Aexodus]

I refuse to be held civilly, financially, criminally, or morally responsible for any of my own actions.

The future pinko Commies want!

[Akar]

Gimme gimme gimme gimme

[Cookiegod]

A man after midnight

[Roma_Victrix]

I refuse to be held civilly, financially, criminally, or morally responsible for any of my own actions.

You'll be physically responsible once I throw you out of this night club for stage diving after you've been told otherwise, young man.

Be careful you don't break a hip falling off your soap box, old man.

Keep that up and we'll add your picture to the poster right by the doorman showing him people who are banned from the bar for life.

Kid’s these days... no responsibility whatsoever.

Exactly. Mosh pits are dangerous and they are no place for a small child like Akar.