Petition to have the funniest member award votes recounted by the DNC

**Roma_Victrix** · February 09, 2020, 05:59 PM

The votes should be hand-counted by Donald Trump himself, the only man we can trust. Go ahead, look it up in the Bible, it's there.

**Akar** · February 09, 2020, 10:10 PM

Is he going to count them up with those tiny little hands of his? That'll take forever.

**Flinn** · February 10, 2020, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Cookiegod

I only bribe professionals with a proven track record Flinn. Not some amateurs

That's why you fail, then

**Akar** · February 10, 2020, 12:01 PM

What's the point in giving him hints for the next time when I'm just going to cheat again anyway?

**Flinn** · February 11, 2020, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

What's the point in giving him hints for the next time when I'm just going to cheat again anyway?

ah you still have much to learn, young Commissar.. bribing is not about giving something in return, but ALL about getting something in advance

it's an act of faith.. well sort of

**Cookiegod** · February 11, 2020, 09:24 AM

First get the bribe then arrest them anyway to get your weekly arrest-quota fulfilled

**Flinn** · February 11, 2020, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Cookiegod

First get the bribe then arrest them anyway to get your weekly arrest-quota fulfilled

That's another way of seeing it, yes

**Roma_Victrix** · February 11, 2020, 09:40 AM

That doesn't go nearly far enough. Next you have to plant false drugs on them to get a warrant to search their house, then plant drugs inside, then arrest their whole family! And send their teenage kids to a juvenile jail. All in a day's work.

**King Athelstan** · February 11, 2020, 10:29 AM

Obviously just make an alt, have that alt account be active and prosper for several years, take up several different staff roles and earn rep, awards and recognition, ending up with becoming Hex once one of the old ones inevitability retires from the avian flu, become organizer for the member awards, and then rig the election, using your alt, in your favour. It's quite simple, really.

**Akar** · February 11, 2020, 11:05 AM

Wait just a minute, that sounds exactly like what Flinn has been up to lately.

**Flinn** · February 12, 2020, 03:49 AM

Akar, he actually implied that I'm your alt... oh, the horror

**Cookiegod** · February 12, 2020, 04:01 AM

The jig is up Flinkar

**Akar** · February 12, 2020, 04:09 AM

NO FLINN, NO FLINN, YOU'RE THE FLINN

**Cookiegod** · February 12, 2020, 04:14 AM

No I'm the Akar.

**King Athelstan** · February 12, 2020, 04:19 AM

No, I am Akar

**Akar** · February 12, 2020, 04:23 AM

No, I'm Akar.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 12, 2020, 07:41 PM

Akar is synonymous with "Spartacus" now, right?

**Akar** · February 12, 2020, 07:48 PM

It's like Spartacus but cooler and with hopefully a better movie

**Cookiegod** · February 13, 2020, 12:17 AM

Also with hopefully the main actor Spakarus dead

**Akar** · February 13, 2020, 12:20 AM

We all have to do our part.

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