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January 22, 2020, 02:05 PM
#1
I will read your fortune.
Gather around the crystal ball, friends, and I shall read your fortunes. You need only share your birth date (if you so wish) and the sign under which you were born and I will teach you things about yourself you never knew before.
Last edited by Abdülmecid I; January 23, 2020 at 03:27 PM.
Reason: Updated for privacy concerns.
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January 22, 2020, 02:09 PM
#2
Re: I will read your fortune.
I think that's "unsolicited advertising" and I request and require that this thread is locked.
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January 22, 2020, 02:16 PM
#3
Re: I will read your fortune.
Crystal ball says you're going to die very suddenly of head trauma caused by a crystal ball being lobbed at your head.
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January 22, 2020, 02:22 PM
#4
Re: I will read your fortune.
If you see me in the flesh you will lose your sleep and dreams,
'cause I'll rip and eat you liver with Chianti and fava beans.
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January 22, 2020, 02:29 PM
#5
Re: I will read your fortune.
You better not be tryna start a rap battle with me, homeboy, I'll bury you 6 feet under like Jimmy Hoffa
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January 22, 2020, 02:35 PM
#6
Re: I will read your fortune.
Talk the talk you do just fine,
yet you haven't made a post that would just as well rhyme.
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January 22, 2020, 02:50 PM
#7
Re: I will read your fortune.
I don't hesitate to set the record straight,
Send the messenger through the gate
Behind your lines like a Trojan,
You await the implosion
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January 22, 2020, 03:03 PM
#8
Re: I will read your fortune.
You think it makes any sense
to view your life through this lens?
Accept your place as my vassal
You are no match for me in a hassle.
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January 22, 2020, 03:19 PM
#9
Re: I will read your fortune.
As I lift my disguise and you gaze into my eyes you'll be hypnotized,
I'll tell you a thousand lies until I hear your cries,
begging to be euthanized
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January 22, 2020, 03:40 PM
#10
Re: I will read your fortune.
There's nothing about you,
you can disguise from my view.
So transparent are your lies,
boring me is your nastier vice.
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January 22, 2020, 03:48 PM
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January 22, 2020, 04:02 PM
#12
Re: I will read your fortune.
Wub emogis prove you cannot
toe to toe with me to trot,
And you didn't shy from trying
your weakness keep denying
So persistence and attempt
I shall honor with this one rep!
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January 22, 2020, 04:24 PM
#13
Re: I will read your fortune.
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January 22, 2020, 05:48 PM
#14
Re: I will read your fortune.
I was born on July 28, 1987. Give it your best try.
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January 22, 2020, 11:57 PM
#15
Re: I will read your fortune.
It's not looking good for you, Diamat. I think it's best if I give you the results in private.
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January 23, 2020, 08:17 AM
#16
Re: I will read your fortune.
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January 23, 2020, 08:50 AM
#17
Re: I will read your fortune.
Well given Mercury is retrograde with Venus and their positions relative to Earth and Jupiter I think I can say with 100% certainty that either something very bad, or something very good, will happen to you soon.
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January 23, 2020, 05:54 PM
#18
Re: I will read your fortune.
I'm playing in a Magic the Gathering tournament tonight. Will I win?
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January 23, 2020, 10:55 PM
#19
Re: I will read your fortune.
You'll win the tournament but by doing so you will become a loser.
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January 24, 2020, 05:12 AM
#20
Re: I will read your fortune.
I lost every single game. Thanks, Akar.
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