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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    But by losing you won the game of life.

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    The only way to win Magic the Gathering is to not play.

    Well, that or you can gather all the magic (I assume that's how you win I've never played the game)

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    One of the most addicting card games ever created. Imagine poker but the cards themselves are worth money. Ultimate gambling.

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Poker gets boring quick for me.
    First hour or so is ok and then I have most of the money and they are holding back and playing defensively and I... I just lose patience.

    I had this poker phase when I was a kid and I'm more ashamed of that than the minecraft phase (I only played it for liek 5 mins I swears it!)

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    oh yeah winning money is sooo boring ugh i hate it

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    Poker is for losers. What a simple game.

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    I play 64 games of (strip) poker at once like Magnus Carlson in chess.

    its the only way i can challenge myself

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    And everyone let's ye win

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Or lets me lose, depending on how you look at it

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    If your poker is anything like your rap then they don't need to "let" you lose...

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Rap that to my face

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Wow you're so subtle Akar, can you train me in your ways senpai?

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Not from a jedi

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    whomst'd've then

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    your mother

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Crystal ball says you're going to die very suddenly of head trauma caused by a crystal ball being lobbed at your head.
    So you don't need our birth dates at all! Now tell me my fortune

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    It's not looking good, mate :/

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    Are you also a palm reader, Akar? If so, how do you read someone's palm if they have hairy hands?

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    Default Re: I will read your fortune.

    I shave their palms before I read them. Although the shaving costs extra.

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    October 27th, 2000. What does your crystal ball say?
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