Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
There's no easy way to say it, so let's get this over with: I have had some dietary changes and have become a soy boy. I'm not a vegetarian (and don't want to become one), but my meat consumption is at an all-time low and my intake of spinach, soy, etc. at an all-time high. I know, I know. It's not that I did that decision on purpose. I just no longer have the same cravings when looking at meat like I used to. With soy on the other hand... Oh boy. Maybe I was like that all along and never noticed it before.
You do you, lad!
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
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How do I get that constant farting under control?
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
Even on the dance floors when you can't hear it because it's so loud, you'll still smell it. I mean I do the right thing and blame it on others, but then I'll quickly have to move on to other chicks because by the inevitable second time they'll have noticed that it has to be me.
Don't worry about it.
People are too embarrassed to say anything because, you know, "he who smelt it first, dealt it".
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
Please do appreciate that I'm only able to share this because I feel so safe around here knowing that no one here will abuse this knowledge to mock me.
We only do that by PMing each other but after this we may start a private discussion group.
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
In real life I don't know how to tell that to others.
Try going without the cork.
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
...how do you tell someone that the white fluid in your milkshake isn't milk?
If they don't ask, don't say anything.
Originally Posted by
Cookiegod
Oh well. Thank you for making me feel so safe and I look forward to your good well-thought-through advice.
Serves you right.
Originally Posted by
Roma_Victrix
I'll have to take this under advisement because I love eating spinach and making Greek cuisine like Spanakopita that requires lots of spinach.
Originally Posted by
Roma_Victrix
I'm in the same boat as cookiegod! What can I do to mitigate the spinach intake? What serves as a good spinach substitute?
Don't be silly, spinach is fine!
You can have it with mutton!
And you can have it with cuttlefish.
And it does wonders for your bowel movement.
You will need to be prepared, though:
Originally Posted by
Roma_Victrix
Tofu is supposed to be a substitute for meat and naturally it contains soy milk, but what's the substitute for tofu? Please don't say beans.
Beans are fine and so are lentils and chickpeas and tofu and meat and fish.
You don't need to go monomaniacal.