Coming out and asking for personal help

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 03:19 AM

Actually spam isn't allowed here in the TD, mate. This is healthy bean related discussion. We were talking about the impact of the recent tarrifs on domestic soy bean production and the long term effects that will have on the economies of the mid-west states now that production has moved to south america

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 07:16 AM

Actually we were talking about me and how I'm a valued member of the TWC certainly worth a loincloth

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 08:47 AM

You don't have anything worth covering.

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 09:59 AM

Yes, but that doesn't mean people want to see me naked. Soooo... you with me?

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 10:04 AM

I will watch from afar with my binoculars.

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 10:23 AM

Not from up close using your binoculars?

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 10:26 AM

It wouldn't make a difference

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 11:07 AM

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 11:39 AM

These eyes have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Rep whores spamming off the shores of the Colosseum. I watched gold Fleur-de-lis glitter in the dark near the Thema Devia. All these moments will be lost in time. Like tears, in the rain.

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 12:28 PM

Whilst drinking his fifth cup of coffee in the last few hours, it finally dawned on Cookie that the sharp increase in flatulence correlated significantly with a sharp increase in caffeine consumption, and that he'd blamed the wrong bean all along. Soy bean is declared innocent, Cookie apologises and hopes it'll forgive him.

The coffee bean on the other hand...

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 12:33 PM

I hate to break it to you but we hung soy bean and his entire family this morning

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 03:46 PM

So barely 1/16th of 2020 has past and you've already used up all the good will I had.

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 05:34 PM

Don't be such a curmudgeon ya' old scone

**Diamat** · January 23, 2020, 05:58 PM

Cookiegod breathes quite heavily. It's probably heart disease, mate. That's what happens when your body is made out of sugar.

**Akar** · January 23, 2020, 10:58 PM

He's just a mouth breather.

**Cookiegod** · January 23, 2020, 11:40 PM

You try killing someone while breathing normally. I could barely contain my anger.

**Akar** · January 24, 2020, 03:04 AM

Next time I run into you I'll give it a go

**Roma_Victrix** · January 24, 2020, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by Flinn

best spam thread in ages

That's not saying a whole lot! SPAM tastes terrible no matter how you spice it, slice it or dice it.

Originally Posted by Akar

These eyes have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Rep whores spamming off the shores of the Colosseum. I watched gold Fleur-de-lis glitter in the dark near the Thema Devia. All these moments will be lost in time. Like tears, in the rain.

It's confirmed: Akar is a cyborg who loves to fight Harrison Ford.

**Akar** · January 24, 2020, 03:29 AM

"and is not the first meat product to be pumpkin spice flavored."

Jesus christ, what have we done? This is truly a monument to the hubris of man.

And no, I don't "love" to fight Harrison Ford. I fight him because I have to. Because if I don't then who else can we trust to free the Replicants from the grasp of Jared Leto and the Tyrell Corporation?